goob

Fuck! It's been 3 days since I had sex, so naturally I'm in the mood... I had a couple of beers at the Comet and now I am home alone.

I'm gonna have to take a nap and masturbate before I go out because there's no way I'm getting laid.

It sucks when you get used to having sex at least 4 or 8 times a week, then all of a sudden you're single.

Yes, I'm single.




it's not fair.

it wasn't supposed to end like this.