Wes's party is tomorrow night. It's out in the way-out suburbs... call it the boonies if you like, but it's on the other side of Harlem. Yes, Harlem. It's a house on a hill.

I've never been to this specific location before, but it should be a major BLAST. Gadget is bringing jello shots. What should Goob bring?

I need to recruit some naked hot chicks with kegs strapped to their backs. That's Wes's dream. He needs some naked hot chicks with kegs strapped to their backs at his parties. Who wouldn't want naked hot chicks with kegs strapped to their backs?

Here are pictures from Wes's last party. Gotta love the beer & campfire combo. Now we'll see what happens when you add jello shots... I'll be sure to take pictures.

Tonight I am going to WMMR's Spring Break 2005. I got free tickets. Guess who's playing... Collective Soul and Billy Idol. How crazy. Never thought I'd ever be going to a Billy Idol concert. This will be interesting, to say the least. I think I'm gonna get my booze on.

Then coming back to Glenside to the best bar in the world, where a new guy is planning to come and hit on the Goob. It's kind of a weird premise for a date, but time limitations make for weird situations. This is yet another in a long string of guys that probably won't work out. But I'll give him a chance. The last one- you know, the fellow Anthro student- he just didn't work out. I realized after the second week that I really strongly dislike him... but I went on a second date to make sure. Yep, I was right. He's arrogant and angry and really not worth my time.

And Goob's time is precious.