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Sunday Feb 13, 2005

Feb 13, 2005
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I am a bad bad girl.

I didn't do my writing for class tomorrow. It seems I used up all my writing juices here on SG. Look over my recent journals and comments, and you will see what I mean. I felt so damn smart a few days ago... even yesterday. But it has all trickled away.

Speaking of juices, look what I found on the boards. You have to get through a lot of medical anatomy stuff that I personally find a little squeamish... I don't really need to see cross sections.

I mean, it includes something called a "meatus". I don't like the sound of that at all. If you scroll down farther, it gets more interesting. Wacky, even. Am I the only one that finds this hilarious? "Think about the act of urinating, of letting go. Allowing your bladder to fill will result in you feeling the need to urinate. The closer you are to the point of orgasm, the stronger the urge to urinate is likely to become. Hold back on your orgasm until you feel you cannot hold your urine a second longer. At the point of orgasm press out and relax your pelvic muscles, welcome the feeling of the urine escaping from your bladder. The stronger the force behind the urine, the greater the sensations are likely to be. So push and try to squirt your urine. It takes practice to be able to let go spontaneously, since you have been conditioned to maintain strict control over your urination habits. It may also help to vocalize the release, make some noise. Intentionally crying out will help with the release. Scream 'YES.' "

This is the kind of shit that is occupying my mind when I should be reading anthropology texts. ha!

I am such a slacker.

oh yeah fuck all you damn couples out there... I have to work tomorrow night cuz this qualifies as a "holiday". I was so looking forward to a nice evening free. Now I won't have any free time until Friday. mad

fuck... 2am is not something I should be seeing right now.
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
gadget:
Happy Valentines Day Melanie!
Feb 14, 2005
iwasboy:
I like the cheesecake theory of yours. Might work. But I recall having cheese pie. Ill have to try to remember what thats all about.

Urinating during orgasm hummm Im not sure. Although I must admit the first time I was with a women when she had an orgasm I was a little pissed to learn that you guys (gals) can cum without a huge mess to deal with.

Although there is always pussy farts - but I maybe crossing a line here.blush

Happy V day kiss
Feb 14, 2005

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