how the fuck do i continually end up in situations where i'm the nice guy?
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chazgasm:
the nice guy thing doesnt get ya anywhere ive learned
paulnikon:
so, this week i am doing, quite arguably, one of the most important things of my life. really.
on thursday i am turning in the first chapter of the new book i'm working on as an assignment for my Creative Fiction class. aside from the criticism i'll have to take from the whole class, the teacher's opinion will also weigh very heavily on me. why?...
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on thursday i am turning in the first chapter of the new book i'm working on as an assignment for my Creative Fiction class. aside from the criticism i'll have to take from the whole class, the teacher's opinion will also weigh very heavily on me. why?...
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kimkat:
hahah oh man, there is another "Gonzeaux" on here and I totally got him confused with you. My excuse? I was already drunk 
sauda:
Best of luck!!!
dear MT, wysh, cup_cake, rebel_rebel, Harper, PaulNikon, et all -
i plan on coming back to orlando around march 20th. would this be good for all of you? will you all be in town and free, to the best of your planning abilities? let me know. thank you.
-the management
i plan on coming back to orlando around march 20th. would this be good for all of you? will you all be in town and free, to the best of your planning abilities? let me know. thank you.
-the management
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wysh:
I will be out of town the 27th through the 30th.
Sorry.
Sorry.
wysh:
when you are here we are going to Latin Hooters
home from uruguay. didn't return with any gifts for anyone, including myself. just not really a big shopping town.
though the amount of 16-year-old girls in bikinis with bodies like Victoria's Secret models was wholly unnerving. i haven't yet decided if it was paradise or hell.
i spend this week preparing for classes and relaxing. then school starts and i disappear from society again.
just...
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though the amount of 16-year-old girls in bikinis with bodies like Victoria's Secret models was wholly unnerving. i haven't yet decided if it was paradise or hell.
i spend this week preparing for classes and relaxing. then school starts and i disappear from society again.
just...
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motherteresa:
Chris Hansen w/Dateline and you will meet one of these days...it's destiny 
shanni:
lmao i know what you mean about that. Somedays i dont even do aaaaanything and i am exhausted
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GET 5 HOUR ENERGY SHOTS!
haha, joking. I would never drink those, let alone suggest it to someone else lol
-Shani
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GET 5 HOUR ENERGY SHOTS!
haha, joking. I would never drink those, let alone suggest it to someone else lol
-Shani
2008. a summary.
- moved from Brooklyn to Queens
- started and finished my first half of my schooling at NYU. got a 3.5 GPA
- spent the first half of the year in a vagina desert. spent the second half of the year drowning in it.
- got a root canal. the crown of which just popped off.
- started my second book. still...
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- moved from Brooklyn to Queens
- started and finished my first half of my schooling at NYU. got a 3.5 GPA
- spent the first half of the year in a vagina desert. spent the second half of the year drowning in it.
- got a root canal. the crown of which just popped off.
- started my second book. still...
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joleigh:
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
found a girl???
that you like want to be around more then like 2 times a week
holy shit high five
found a girl???
that you like want to be around more then like 2 times a week
holy shit high five
ninadelamorte:
Keep writing I really enjoyed your first book.
I honestly can not understand peoples aversion to beets.
I honestly can not understand peoples aversion to beets.
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niobe:
Happy Holidays! 
tangus:
Oh, I didn't fly her up, she paid for her ticket. In all honesty I wasn't going to get laid if she didn't fly up anyway, so I'm just complaining.
who lives in a pineapple under the sea?!
my last final is tomorrow. i should be studying. i'm not. why? cause fuck spanish class, that's why.
tonight is the SGNY Holiday Party. i'll be on my way to that soon.
on tuesday, i leave for south florida for 5...
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meow:
I know... they have no idea what they're getting themselves into.
_bossanova_:
You'd love it. It's one of my favorites. There's a former world-class chef that has retired to some hacienda and basically cooks everything over a huge open hearth outdoors. Bad-ass.
today is a unique day in my life.
having been up close and personal with both of them, i can honestly say i'd rather hook up with Anne Hathaway than Jessica Alba.
i never thought i'd be able to make that kind of distinction with first-hand confidence. and i never thought i'd end up picking Anne over Jessica.
the world is a strange place.
having been up close and personal with both of them, i can honestly say i'd rather hook up with Anne Hathaway than Jessica Alba.
i never thought i'd be able to make that kind of distinction with first-hand confidence. and i never thought i'd end up picking Anne over Jessica.
the world is a strange place.
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dot:
hahaha so true
harper:
I will be there from the 25th-30th. Biotch.
Marisa Tomei is now 43. she still looks this good:
Pictures from the upcoming movie The Wrestler
also, Jennifer Aniston is doing the same thing at 47:
Aniston on a boat
i expect any woman i marry to still look this good at these age. just a note to keep in mind.
Pictures from the upcoming movie The Wrestler
also, Jennifer Aniston is doing the same thing at 47:
Aniston on a boat
i expect any woman i marry to still look this good at these age. just a note to keep in mind.
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macskander:
You should check Before the Devil Knows You're Dead, Marisa Tomei is in that one too, looking hot and naked.
alzy:
Heh. I hear ya. I've been carrying a $50 (from my mom) for almost a month now anticipating a booze emergency.
i'm having some weird night where i simultaneously don't have anything too say and have too much to say.
i've been trying to write this paper for hours, but i really don't fucking want to. it's absolutely pointless and will, in no way, enrich my mind or my thinking.
aside from spanish class, this semester may have been one of the biggest wastes of time...
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i've been trying to write this paper for hours, but i really don't fucking want to. it's absolutely pointless and will, in no way, enrich my mind or my thinking.
aside from spanish class, this semester may have been one of the biggest wastes of time...
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alzy:
Welcome to undergrad! Where everything is useless and you pay out the ass for it!
lily:
My favorite Philip K. Dick book was Valis, so far anyway, I haven't read them all. Vonnegut and Thompson are also wonderful.