the status of my life, in pieces:
so, my boss texted me this morning (and the rest of the restaurant staff) to let me know that he was fired by the owners. not only does this suck cause he was a great boss, but i'd say that there's now a 90% chance that i'll be fired before my bday (june 2, for those who don't...
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so, my boss texted me this morning (and the rest of the restaurant staff) to let me know that he was fired by the owners. not only does this suck cause he was a great boss, but i'd say that there's now a 90% chance that i'll be fired before my bday (june 2, for those who don't...
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for the record, i wanted to put something better. but in past years i've said things that are too believable and then i have people freaking out on me all day because they forget that its AFD. this is probably the first year in my life where nearly everyone actually remembered.
so i'm letting you all know now, 364 days in advance, that next year...
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so i'm letting you all know now, 364 days in advance, that next year...
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leannan:
you're going to see my boobies?!?! oh noez!!!
thisisrandy:
I am impervious to attack mainly because I removed the part of my brain that managed situational response. Unfortunately I now burn myself a lot more. Fair trade.
It's been a while how you been? Did you ever get that graphic novel off the ground?
I am impervious to attack mainly because I removed the part of my brain that managed situational response. Unfortunately I now burn myself a lot more. Fair trade.
It's been a while how you been? Did you ever get that graphic novel off the ground?
so i think i'm gonna leave the site. i might be dropping out of college too. and i think i'm gonna start up another band again.
what you all thnk?
what you all thnk?
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derceto:
i think that you are full of shit sir. come up with a better april fool's joke 
tiger_fodder:
I am with derceto
so, it would seem i have a girlfriend now.
take that, reality.
take that, reality.
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alzy:
Let's hope so. I don't know her at all and she hasn't answered any of the questions in the thread so I don't even know where the event stands 
Should be fun though if it all works out. I'm sure we'll all show your girl a good time.
Should be fun though if it all works out. I'm sure we'll all show your girl a good time.
emeralddust:
So what? does that mean you days a prostitute to old ladies and dudes are over?
so, it looks like someone might be interning at Harper Collins this summer.
i rule.
i rule.
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alzy:
It's not at the Slipper Room. It's at some art space in dumbo.
motherteresa:
And it doesn't even have boobs...wow, that really says something
so, i've made a decision. much to the upset of many people, i won't be coming to orlando in a couple weeks like i wanted to. there are several things that factored into this decision, not just my overload of homework. i will try my hardest to come down another time early on in the summer. lord knows i wanted to be there sooner, but...
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alzy:
So....you want to punch me in the armpit?
That is decidedly unsexy.
That is decidedly unsexy.
i haven't been updating much lately. mostly because during the semesters, i don't really have time for much anymore. my weeks go something like this:
mon through thurs: ridiculously long, 16 hour days of school and work back to back. my dishes pile up. my room becomes a mess. i spend more time showering at the gym than i do at home.
fri through sun:...
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mon through thurs: ridiculously long, 16 hour days of school and work back to back. my dishes pile up. my room becomes a mess. i spend more time showering at the gym than i do at home.
fri through sun:...
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zoomusikgrl:
hey a lady never texts and tells!
after peeking into my syllabi to see what my homework load for spring break looks like, i've determined that i might not be able to come to orlando after all. i have, no lie, approximately 600-650 pages of reading to do over that single week. i also have to watch the movie Volver for spanish class which is two hours of time that can't really...
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christinarenee:
meh... i figure to do the opposite of the norm for once... I always have nudies up on my page... so for once costumes!!
dang:
yes! that would be great! lemme know if you are doin anything this weekend! i'd love to go out
my creative writing teacher thoroughly enjoyed my story and, apart from that, made comments in class discussion to me being a powerful and authoritative writer.
my stress has reduced considerably and i'm pretty goddamn pleased with myself.
my stress has reduced considerably and i'm pretty goddamn pleased with myself.
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leannan:
congrats jew boy. will you autograph my boobs so when you're all famous and shiz i can say that you did it?
you need to not get sick all the time. your immune system/rest of your body sucks! haha. sorry though, i hope you feel better soon.
and that's cool about the girl. i hope things go well.
miss you.
you need to not get sick all the time. your immune system/rest of your body sucks! haha. sorry though, i hope you feel better soon.
and that's cool about the girl. i hope things go well.
miss you.
lolablu:
I have someone you can poop on. I will give you a name and address.
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leannan:
oh? well good, i'm happy for you. i'll still love your jew cock even if i can't have it.
as long as you don't ignore me and fall off the face of the earth. then i will come up there and shove your jew cock up your jew butt.
<3.
as long as you don't ignore me and fall off the face of the earth. then i will come up there and shove your jew cock up your jew butt.
<3.
jaie:
thats awesome..did you go see it live then?
You reminded me, though, that that's what it's about. I'm supposed to eat more so I have more nutrition, not just for the sake of eating more. Sometimes it's hard for me to remember the nutritional aspect of food.