gonzoe

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transcription of my weekend beginning at 6pm, friday:

went to gym
overstrained muscles
went to chili's
ate too much chips and salsa
went to starr and keagan's
drank
drank
drank some more
went to denny's
had conversation with other patron without using real words
went to sleep
woke up with knife in head (thats what it felt like)
pooped
laid in bed
pooped again
realized my arms hurt from straining them at the gym
laid in bed. writhed in pain.
went to publix
laid in bed, part 3
saw batman begins.
went to pyrrogirl's house.
watched cartoons about woodland creatures getting murdered
passed the fug out
woke up and visited family of girlfriend
realized my arms hurt more than they did the previous day
ate entirely too much lasagna
cleaned my house
read many comics
did laundry
qwnr sleepy sleep

so the overall theme of this weekend? overdoing it. drank too much. ate too much. exercised too much. cleaned too much.

next weekend i plan on doing the opposite - underdoing it.

and then the next weekend, i just plan on doing it. with your mom.

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If I was in World War II they'd call me spitfire

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i am not charlie sheen.

do not listen to armyofrobots or themightydog.

they are fibbers.

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BFF carved in a tree......that stands for Baow Fom Froosh

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