*** The following is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. You're regularly scheduled crap reality show will continue momentarily. ***
fly and fly and sputter and fly
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i don't like going to visit my family for the weekend. i just got back and now feel like ass. and not a good ass. a very, very bad ass. all deliverance-like n' shit.
my mom has a cat and it sleeps on the futon that i sleep on when i come visit. and i'm allergic to cats. so i get to go home to a nice, cat hair covered futon. i sneezed so violently all weekend that now, my muscles ache.
oh, and i also got to listen to my mom, brother, and sister argue for an hour with my grandma about politics. i can't describe in words how riveting this was.
and then to top it off, some weird old guy showed up from across the street and wanted me to help him put a king size matress on top of his cadillac. by myself. and i have no idea who the frell this guy is. he just knocked on my door and started getting mad at me when i was confused as to who the hell he was and what the hell he wanted.
to think, when i'm in my apt being antisocial, THIS is what i'm missing out on.
sob.
cry.
tear.
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Inama nushif, al-asiri ayi
Lianni zeratha zerati.
al ir huda alman albaid
aya libarri adam alam.
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i just found out Otto Von Schirach is opening for Skinny Puppy again on their new tour. oh happy day. anyone else going on Wednesday in Tampa?
*** This has been a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. Had this been a real emergency, you would have heard countless screams and cries in the background. Not to mention the fact that you'd probably be on fire and running around in circles like a maniac, screaming in agony. The children, I tell you!! SAVE THE CHILDREN!!!!........***
fly and fly and sputter and fly
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i don't like going to visit my family for the weekend. i just got back and now feel like ass. and not a good ass. a very, very bad ass. all deliverance-like n' shit.
my mom has a cat and it sleeps on the futon that i sleep on when i come visit. and i'm allergic to cats. so i get to go home to a nice, cat hair covered futon. i sneezed so violently all weekend that now, my muscles ache.
oh, and i also got to listen to my mom, brother, and sister argue for an hour with my grandma about politics. i can't describe in words how riveting this was.
and then to top it off, some weird old guy showed up from across the street and wanted me to help him put a king size matress on top of his cadillac. by myself. and i have no idea who the frell this guy is. he just knocked on my door and started getting mad at me when i was confused as to who the hell he was and what the hell he wanted.
to think, when i'm in my apt being antisocial, THIS is what i'm missing out on.
sob.
cry.
tear.
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Inama nushif, al-asiri ayi
Lianni zeratha zerati.
al ir huda alman albaid
aya libarri adam alam.
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i just found out Otto Von Schirach is opening for Skinny Puppy again on their new tour. oh happy day. anyone else going on Wednesday in Tampa?
*** This has been a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. Had this been a real emergency, you would have heard countless screams and cries in the background. Not to mention the fact that you'd probably be on fire and running around in circles like a maniac, screaming in agony. The children, I tell you!! SAVE THE CHILDREN!!!!........***
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evilwillow:
you know it gets you hot.
hyperboy:
there is nothing more endearing then spewing your insides all over someone else! That's why horror movies get me so hot.... ohhhh yeah!
