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Tuesday Jun 29, 2004

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the trip was fun. i bought tiki salt and pepper shakers. why? cause i'm a fucktard.

the show was good too. otto von schirach opened. he was rather humorous and entertaining. if you like aphex twin, i suggest finding some of his stuff.

and if you don't, kill yourself. now. while i wait.

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going to magical midway on the 4th of july. you should all join us if you're in the orlando area or want something to do. there's a post about it in the SGFL group. go join if you're not a member. only lame people like aiurea aren't members.

heh heh, members.

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Step into my office. Why? Because you're fuckin fired.
And the little critters of nature. They don't know that they're ugly.
That's very funny. A fly marrying a bumble bee.
Worker bees can leave. Even drones can fly away. The queen is their slave.
Harriet, sweet Harriet; you hard hearted harbinger of haggis.
Please stop the boat, mom. I want to get off.

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a brave man once requested me
to answer questions that are key
is it to be or not to be
and i replied "oh, why ask me"

and suicide is painless
it brings on many changes
and i can take or leave it, if i please
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madison:
very -whatever -nothing -important
be a lert the world needs more lerts.
i don't know why she swallowed a fly...perhaps she'll die.
what'd i tell ya....no your doses...it's elementary.

50 reasons to kill yourself

ma! i just crapped my mouth out!
Jun 29, 2004
contradiction:
no I can't go anywhere, retard. I am a hardened criminal, and therefore confined to the home of my manager/producer until my boyfriend gets here. Then I am confined to that home. Fucking sucks. But what are you going to do? Guess I shouldn't have murdered that family of Pakistani tourists.
Jun 29, 2004

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