gonzoe

so there was something tonight that really disturbed me. it's the fact that i can't buy toilet paper that doesn't make me feel gay. they all have babies or puppies or teddy bears or something equally as homosexual on them. i mean, christ, its paper for your ASS. they tested this product by having people shit and then shove said product in their respective anus'.

then there's five guys at the marketing meeting going "you know john, i think this product would be PERFECT with a kitty cat on the front." and he replies "magnificent! i know when i get home at night and see my pet cat, i always think about wiping my ass, ron." to which ron replies back "ya, mike, but thats cause you like shitting on your cat!" at which point they both start cracking up in that businessman snob laugh.

same argument goes for the names of shampoo brands. prell. herbal essence. ivory. pantene pro-v. especialy pantene pro-v. i'd like to have witnessed the company meeting to come up with that name. i think the plan was to find the most feminine word that men would feel uncomfortable saying and then go from there. they must have been deciding between that and "tamponess".

whoo, ok, talkin a whole lot about nothing. its obviously past my bedtime. what are you people doing letting me stay out this late?

robot!