i'd like to take this time to post something that is not original. my father passed away about about 5 years ago now, but a few hours before he died, he was sending out really bizarre emails to his friends. this is one of such emails and i am retyping this exactly as he had it, word for word, punctuation for punctuation:
"OK Let's get...
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thephantomvi:
it'll be a song now!
surfbetty:
LOL...U R right did not even occur to me.I'm gonna edit it now 
so there was something tonight that really disturbed me. it's the fact that i can't buy toilet paper that doesn't make me feel gay. they all have babies or puppies or teddy bears or something equally as homosexual on them. i mean, christ, its paper for your ASS. they tested this product by having people shit and then shove said product in their respective anus'....
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contradiction:
you should have seen me when I first heard that phrase a few years ago. I just about pissed myself. Sorry, I am from Pittsburgh PA where we don't have such phrases (of course, we have our own).
Anyways, so why can't I eat fucking pea soup without it dribbling down my chin? This is horribly embarrassing, especially in front of my dogs and my other personalities. They are laughing at me. Dammit, why do I need to be pierced? Why can't I just have a normal hobby like carjacking or prostitution?
Anyways, so why can't I eat fucking pea soup without it dribbling down my chin? This is horribly embarrassing, especially in front of my dogs and my other personalities. They are laughing at me. Dammit, why do I need to be pierced? Why can't I just have a normal hobby like carjacking or prostitution?
surfbetty:
I am the boss always and forever....lol.when ya gonna post in your journal again..there has gotta be something going on u can talk about.......... 
[Edited on Jan 09, 2004 12:37PM]
[Edited on Jan 09, 2004 12:37PM]
we can dance if we want to. we can leave your friends behind.
that song is written about moshing. seriously. whats wrong with these people?
my allergies are acting up. damn cat at my moms house. sits on fucking everything.
i am a pork chop.
the "i, robot" movie comes out in may. starring will smith. the fuck is that all about?
that song is written about moshing. seriously. whats wrong with these people?
my allergies are acting up. damn cat at my moms house. sits on fucking everything.
i am a pork chop.
the "i, robot" movie comes out in may. starring will smith. the fuck is that all about?
adore:
i saw them in october and i'd love to see them again but unfortunately i cannot. however, i did finally make plans for my new year. thank you though for a suggestion. 
goin to see genitorturers on new years. woo!!!
goin to see lord of the rings tonight. woo!!!
goin to boca to see old senile grandparents on wed. woo......no wait, boo!!
i also just got myself the jim henson's 'storyteller' dvd collection. i'm probably one of 7 people alive who owns that disc.
i also need to deface my body some more. 3 piercings and 3...
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goin to see lord of the rings tonight. woo!!!
goin to boca to see old senile grandparents on wed. woo......no wait, boo!!
i also just got myself the jim henson's 'storyteller' dvd collection. i'm probably one of 7 people alive who owns that disc.
i also need to deface my body some more. 3 piercings and 3...
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lucky105:
Pussy? 
so eye you may see in the upper left corner of my profile may have sustained damage. it's been irritated now for about 24 hours and it doesn't seem to be going away. its developed this really intereesting red and purple hue on the outside white part. its sexy. believe me.
i just got over being sick. im now in the "coughing up foreign lifeforms...
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i just got over being sick. im now in the "coughing up foreign lifeforms...
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spain was cold.
and the food was bad.
and even though it has nothing to do with spain, i'm sick now.
christmas is expensive. i dont exactly know how poor people celebrate it.
i want lasagna.
and the food was bad.
and even though it has nothing to do with spain, i'm sick now.
christmas is expensive. i dont exactly know how poor people celebrate it.
i want lasagna.
thephantomvi:
We make garland out of popcorn and peel the salvation army price tags off of chipped coffee mugs before we wrap them neatly in the colorful newspaper we use as blankets.
contradiction:
if you are making lasagna, that sounds good. =)
I hate Christmas. It is the gayest holiday, I actually consider it nothing more than a financial gain day, from the family.
You did not come to the show (that Iknow of) and for that you suck. But that is OK, because I am the shittiest friend in the world.
Later punk.
I hate Christmas. It is the gayest holiday, I actually consider it nothing more than a financial gain day, from the family.
You did not come to the show (that Iknow of) and for that you suck. But that is OK, because I am the shittiest friend in the world.
Later punk.
well im going to spain for 5 days. plane leaves tomorrow and i will return on sunday. i fully don't plan on having any means to communicate with the united states while i'm there, so nobody do anything crazy. i wouldn't wanna miss it.
send fruit.
send fruit.
thephantomvi:
Spain Good. Chicago Bad. No Crazy. Sorry, No Fruit.
so this new friend system on sg is pretty different. having to accept people as your friend? i dunno. i think anyone who wants to can call themselves my friend. but naturally, it doesn't mean i agree. 
so i'm making 8 lbs of enchiladas tomorrow night. its our work thankgiving potluck and if i dont make these, then a certain human resources director will open...
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so i'm making 8 lbs of enchiladas tomorrow night. its our work thankgiving potluck and if i dont make these, then a certain human resources director will open...
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bleeder:
Man, I just got done spending t-day at some friends houses. It feels weird because I normally dont hang out with these people and I felt obligated to go there and eat and hang out. I dunno maybe Im just a social misfit because they are good people. 
juliem:
awww... don't get sick sweetie,
At least we are in this together, I mean full blown hermitdom
It feels safe, right? But sometimes I am afraid I am missing out on the world!
At least we are in this together, I mean full blown hermitdom
It feels safe, right? But sometimes I am afraid I am missing out on the world!
i was going to write about why i hate my job.
but thats really lame.
im not nearly emo enough to do something that gay.
so how about i post what makes someone emo then instead, eh?
-live with parents (both parents. no divorces please)
-live in suburbs
-wear glasses with 20/20 vision
-buy clothes that cost $10 at sears for $60 at pacific sunwear...
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but thats really lame.
im not nearly emo enough to do something that gay.
so how about i post what makes someone emo then instead, eh?
-live with parents (both parents. no divorces please)
-live in suburbs
-wear glasses with 20/20 vision
-buy clothes that cost $10 at sears for $60 at pacific sunwear...
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thephantomvi:
pretty damn accurate....and if you cut their heads off they crawl around for hours, just like cockroaches....um, not that i'd know, i swear (at least i did in court)
*cough*
ahem.
excuse me.
i dont really know what to type about. i was up too late last night playing brood wars. im all kinds of sleepy now.
work = demons
i'm going to go see alien tonight. i hope the directors cut doesn't suck. if it does, i'm blaming it on all of you. so be prepared.
i like sour patch kids.
ahem.
excuse me.
i dont really know what to type about. i was up too late last night playing brood wars. im all kinds of sleepy now.
work = demons
i'm going to go see alien tonight. i hope the directors cut doesn't suck. if it does, i'm blaming it on all of you. so be prepared.
i like sour patch kids.
libby:
thanks for the info.
apnea:
sour patch kids? those aren't in fetus form!
TRADER!
TRADER!
someone be my friend.
please.
i'm a good cook and fun at parties.
wait.
that last part is a lie.
i'm really not any fun at parties at all.
so now i'm a liar.
no wonder i have no friends.
please.
i'm a good cook and fun at parties.
wait.
that last part is a lie.
i'm really not any fun at parties at all.
so now i'm a liar.
no wonder i have no friends.
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thephantomvi:
ah, screw beer in heaven, i want beer NOW!!! so much for deferred gratification......
starr:
Hello
so i got dark tower 5: wolves of the calla in today. its a fucking 713 page book. this series has been increasing in book size at a rather substantial rate. book 1 was only 216 pages. geez. it will also mark the 2nd longest book i've ever read. eventually it will move down to 3 when i get off my ass and read 'atlas...
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