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You're no one
Till someone
No one
Till somebody hates you
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the other day while driving, i thought i saw an arm reach out from behind me and grab the steering wheel. granted, it could have just been a trick of the light, but it was vividly terrifying to me.
then last night, while driving home from work, without any...
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You're no one
Till someone
No one
Till somebody hates you
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the other day while driving, i thought i saw an arm reach out from behind me and grab the steering wheel. granted, it could have just been a trick of the light, but it was vividly terrifying to me.
then last night, while driving home from work, without any...
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malloreigh:
hahaha. i kind of enjoy the ass kissing. *primp*
ninadelamorte:
hahaha...that group is so you! 
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due in part to the help of my brother, i discovered a song recently called Bixexual Girl by the Coyote Shivers. while listening to the lyrics, i realized they remind me of my current dating relatinship. here they are to share:
I don't have to cheat to get my sexual thrills
Cause my girlfriend's a bisexual
We're like the liberated couples on Donahue...
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due in part to the help of my brother, i discovered a song recently called Bixexual Girl by the Coyote Shivers. while listening to the lyrics, i realized they remind me of my current dating relatinship. here they are to share:
I don't have to cheat to get my sexual thrills
Cause my girlfriend's a bisexual
We're like the liberated couples on Donahue...
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ninadelamorte:
I e-mailed you that info.
ccfoo:
Afrikaans? Remember Lethal Weapon 2? But but but...you're blick! I love that line...don't eat the tuna!
Dude, deep fried turkey rules!
Dude, deep fried turkey rules!
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Fucking Kangaroos
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so i got to see 'saw' this weekend (and please. no pun jokes on 'see saw' sounding like seesaw. believe me, i've already made every joke you can about that.). it was pretty good and twisted. i enjoyed it.
though there was this one part where the father puts his young daughter to bed and goes "do you...
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Fucking Kangaroos
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so i got to see 'saw' this weekend (and please. no pun jokes on 'see saw' sounding like seesaw. believe me, i've already made every joke you can about that.). it was pretty good and twisted. i enjoyed it.
though there was this one part where the father puts his young daughter to bed and goes "do you...
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madison:
i get to work in a hardware store.
yaymetal
yaymetal
jackskellington3:
Great meeting you 
I'll see you at the next event, and you should become the SGFL nazi
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barbie constantly complains to me how she's not attractive. you've all now seen her half naked in a vinyl nurse's outfit. please go and shower her with compliments so i may have a day of peace. thank you.
whilst you're at it, go say hi to guerilla_gorilla who just became a member and is one of my old friends from high school. he...
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barbie constantly complains to me how she's not attractive. you've all now seen her half naked in a vinyl nurse's outfit. please go and shower her with compliments so i may have a day of peace. thank you.
whilst you're at it, go say hi to guerilla_gorilla who just became a member and is one of my old friends from high school. he...
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christinarenee:
yeah I am going to need it....
madison:
yay i'm giddy with joy with your journal entry 
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first, as you'll notice, the picture has finally changed. still the same, concept. but now, a little more me. plus, you can now get a clear shot of my giant, jewish, shnozz. rock.
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gonads in the lightning! in the lightning! in the rain!
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Everyone else has had more sex than me
Does anyone else get that feeling?
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first, as you'll notice, the picture has finally changed. still the same, concept. but now, a little more me. plus, you can now get a clear shot of my giant, jewish, shnozz. rock.
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gonads in the lightning! in the lightning! in the rain!
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Everyone else has had more sex than me
Does anyone else get that feeling?
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acetracer:
Hey dorkface, let dedgirl into SGFL. She's from my area and is just visiting ME right now.
acetracer:
Everyone: no. Hot girls: yes.
She used to have her hometown as Dania, FL but she changed it to the area code. Anyhow, um, my next order is post more horribly innnapropriate pictures.
She used to have her hometown as Dania, FL but she changed it to the area code. Anyhow, um, my next order is post more horribly innnapropriate pictures.
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skinny puppy was most enjoyable last night. of course, i found out at the show that the jax show will feature erotic dancers, belly dancers, an art show, and some other cool shit. so even with as cool as it was - fuck all you people in jacksonville who are attending the show on saturday. i hope our president declares skinny puppy illegal...
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skinny puppy was most enjoyable last night. of course, i found out at the show that the jax show will feature erotic dancers, belly dancers, an art show, and some other cool shit. so even with as cool as it was - fuck all you people in jacksonville who are attending the show on saturday. i hope our president declares skinny puppy illegal...
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azrael_abyss:
DUDE, i haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Well, since I first heard the actual song I wrote up on my journal. I've got to tell Jess about those lyrics.
christinarenee:
dear god... if you ever start repeating eminem again I will have to stab you in the eye with a really hot french fry 
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fly and fly and sputter and fly
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i don't like going to visit my family for the weekend. i just got back and now feel like ass. and not a good ass. a very, very bad ass. all deliverance-like n' shit....
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fly and fly and sputter and fly
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i don't like going to visit my family for the weekend. i just got back and now feel like ass. and not a good ass. a very, very bad ass. all deliverance-like n' shit....
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evilwillow:
you know it gets you hot.
hyperboy:
there is nothing more endearing then spewing your insides all over someone else! That's why horror movies get me so hot.... ohhhh yeah!
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dont cry
dont feel
dont die
because death is not real
its good
its yours
and it should come when things have run their course
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well, farscape is over. done. finito. kinda sad, actually. but it was a good journey. an expensive, but good journey (had to buy 4 seasons worth of the show which probably came out to around $430...
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dont cry
dont feel
dont die
because death is not real
its good
its yours
and it should come when things have run their course
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well, farscape is over. done. finito. kinda sad, actually. but it was a good journey. an expensive, but good journey (had to buy 4 seasons worth of the show which probably came out to around $430...
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cupidsvictim:
good call on the snake river consiracy. i used to love them, but i got kinda burnt out on them from listening to them too much.
speaking of nerdyness, i'm getting my dark crystal tattoo soon, too. maybe. for free, too! but i think the guy who's gonna do it wants to fuck me, so i might not get it from him.
speaking of nerdyness, i'm getting my dark crystal tattoo soon, too. maybe. for free, too! but i think the guy who's gonna do it wants to fuck me, so i might not get it from him.
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ok, so i didn't invent the word skeeze. but ya know what? you can all like my scrote. go on, lick it. taste the salty, jew ball goodness.
it's still a cool word. and i still like to say more than is necessary.
fucking skeezi.
(skeezi is the plural of skeeze. bitch.)
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ok, so i didn't invent the word skeeze. but ya know what? you can all like my scrote. go on, lick it. taste the salty, jew ball goodness.
it's still a cool word. and i still like to say more than is necessary.
fucking skeezi.
(skeezi is the plural of skeeze. bitch.)
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And if I built this fortress around your...
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mattbavougian:
hey, i never said i wanted to quit, its just harder to come up with ideas on the spot than i thought
christinarenee:
hmmm... I think I will make ye ol cheese cake... and as far the TV thing... I would use the jedi mind trick to shut the tv off ... or go with the alternate ending ... call jerry springer like that one dude did and have them cut me out of my house.... 
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i invented a new word the other day. one i enjoy quite a lot. much like shit, it can be used in any context. said word is:
skeeze
some examples are:
don't be such a skeeze
that movie fucking skeezed
that girl over there is skeezing all over those guys
ug, man, this soup tastes like skeeze
fun, isn't it? not to mention...
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i invented a new word the other day. one i enjoy quite a lot. much like shit, it can be used in any context. said word is:
skeeze
some examples are:
don't be such a skeeze
that movie fucking skeezed
that girl over there is skeezing all over those guys
ug, man, this soup tastes like skeeze
fun, isn't it? not to mention...
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zero_angel:
yeah I'm just a big softy
Z_A
Z_A
_alice_:
ooooh, sparkly boobs 
i`m down.
we will have to try out this electric orgasm at some point while i`m there.... although i`ll need a good excuse for my mom when i come back smelling like bacon.
i`m down.
we will have to try out this electric orgasm at some point while i`m there.... although i`ll need a good excuse for my mom when i come back smelling like bacon.
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so i guess i should update. my post from wednesday was getting a little stale. so here's some points of interest:
- decided i was sick of my cell phone ring tone and have now updated it to "Get Low"
- my bro's surprise party went well. some of the gifts he received include a case of lemon fanta and a pocket pussy...
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so i guess i should update. my post from wednesday was getting a little stale. so here's some points of interest:
- decided i was sick of my cell phone ring tone and have now updated it to "Get Low"
- my bro's surprise party went well. some of the gifts he received include a case of lemon fanta and a pocket pussy...
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hyperboy:
you gotta ask my friend... I won't be a go-between for behaviors I wish I could contribute to!
hyperboy:
hey fucker... I voted for you! Now go say hello to my little friend... oh wait, I mean my friend Nurse_Chick!
oh, and you really should have like, assigned some of us shit to bring, so that way I didn't have to like... think and shit! jk
oh, and you really should have like, assigned some of us shit to bring, so that way I didn't have to like... think and shit! jk
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paulnikon:
Yes, burn my bridge at Super Target the day it opens. That is a better idea.
I'll see her next time. Then remind her she had my meat.
I'll see her next time. Then remind her she had my meat.
madison:
you are an haliri-ass!!
ahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhaha 
ahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhaha