OHHHH! I believe we were speaking of this exact thing last night? Were we not? ..She now has pictures of it... (not to say that its there..just that there are pictures of its nonexistence..)
so, i'm not going to the SGFL meetup in Gainesville tonight. I need to have 80 pages of a book read by tomorrow along with taking a quiz and writing a paper on said pages. had i not partied like a rockstar in the middle of the week, i probably could have gotten it done, but something tells me that what i did on wednesday... Read More
Have you ever read Cerebus, or possibly "Beautiful stories for ugly children"? Because those are some wierd comics. I'm registering for classes at UCF, and it's horrible, not to mention I've been spending my days running around campus trying to registration numbers and make appointments. Hopefully Ibar will clear all that away though. I think I've got a ride with a pal, but if not I'll let you and the lady sixfooter know.
all the attractive, single, or attractive AND single (my favorite) girls told me to keep the long hair.
disturbingly, only the men told me to cut my hair. which is another reason i'm not cutting it. i have to fight off enough of the ladies as it is. i don't need to be fighting back the guys off also.... Read More
Heyyy..I said smells like, not tastes like, but if it smells like candy canes, and looks like bubble gum, it must taste like something in between, right?.....
I guess you're totally right... lol I probably would have still found that funny... We also saw a guy that must have made a living doubling for Fabio at one point.. Poe and I were like "I CANT BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!!!!!" lol Yeah... gooood times..
That guy that told me I should work for a strip club was only half coherent anyhow, but it was still fucking hysterical.. He was like "Baby..wif hips and legs like those you could make hundreds workin at Cleo's I'm tellin you babygirl... mm mmm mmm" I was like "With a mouth like that, I could kick you in the balls..." lol It was great...
for those of you who know i like to write and may sometimes wonder about the stories of which i write, here is an excerpt from a short story of mine called "DjerRUckqS" (say it out phonetically).
I wake up and find Vanessa sitting on the couch in an entirely unnatural position. Her chameleon-esque eyes are looking in two, different directions... Read More
so, still at my mom's house. leaving shortly. watching the lamest World Cup final game ever.
earlier today, i was forced to listen to this two hour argument go on in my mom's kitchen of the 11 people of the homeowners board of the neighborhood. these people argued for two hours over what trees were going to be put in the new entrance. two hours.... Read More
The little girl sat crying on the park bench, clutching a pink backpack with an envelope sticking out of it. I sat next to her, phone in my hand. Are you lost?"
"No. My mummy and daddy died and I have to live with Grandma who hates me so I'm running away."
"Oh, honey," I said. "I'm so sorry about your parents."
INSTRUCTIONS: read the following excerpt about the town idiot and then answer the question below.
STORY:
gonzoe went out with his friend stevo on thursday night. he drank till 2am and went to bed around 3am. he slept 5.5 hours before he had to be at work.
gonzoe is dumb.
on friday night, christina came up from tampa and saw X3 with everyone. then, she... Read More
OHHHH! I believe we were speaking of this exact thing last night? Were we not? ..She now has pictures of it... (not to say that its there..just that there are pictures of its nonexistence..)