Forget that last entry. Here's an IM I'm having with my ex-girlfriend. It makes for much better reading:
i'm back
so you know how my old company is going through a lawsuit?
yes
randy just called, he's the one the lawsuit is about
anyhow, the lawyers are going to contact me
i had told them that kim showed me porn once in randy's office
so they think they have it
so they are going to give me a porn line-up
show me a bunch of different stuff and see if any of it is what she showed me
11:40 AM
ha
is that crazy or what?
porn line up, thats great
excuse me miss, does this wiener look familiar to you?
exactly
11:45 AM
was it white dick or black dick jamming into her ass?
you so nasty
they called me last week and were like "on the porn where a woman was having sex with an animal, you claimed she was having sex with a donkey, but according to other depositions, it was really a horse. Do you remember which it was?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
i'm back
so you know how my old company is going through a lawsuit?
yes
randy just called, he's the one the lawsuit is about
anyhow, the lawyers are going to contact me
i had told them that kim showed me porn once in randy's office
so they think they have it
so they are going to give me a porn line-up
show me a bunch of different stuff and see if any of it is what she showed me
11:40 AM
ha
is that crazy or what?
porn line up, thats great
excuse me miss, does this wiener look familiar to you?
exactly
11:45 AM
was it white dick or black dick jamming into her ass?
you so nasty
they called me last week and were like "on the porn where a woman was having sex with an animal, you claimed she was having sex with a donkey, but according to other depositions, it was really a horse. Do you remember which it was?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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im still down with the ilya
i guess its probably cuz i got a crush
on Blanca
shes hot stuff
may i be your friend?
later
lmh
haha, you liked that one, did you JPEG? i meant absolutely nothign when i created that thread, i just wanted to see what people would say. it's amazing the strange things people waste their time on on this site. weeeee!