Friday Dec 17, 2004

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Day 2 of staying home from work. which means 4 day weekend... kinda, it doesn't seem like a weekend when you're sick... anyhow... went to dinner with my family and weetzie last night and then went bowling. Such good wholesome fun, i loved it! Then went for some drinks at some chotchy bar for my sisters birthday, didn't stay more than half an hour though...
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miho:
what kind of oj was it?? Sorry to hear you are feelling crappy, what a bad time of year to get sick puke
daniyell:
if you were a big fat sick person who couldn't leave their bed, I'd come visit and bring you cookies, which would make you even more fat and then I would smile.

biggrin

Thursday Dec 16, 2004

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BAH! This is the worst morning of my life, and I shall tell you why...

Basically it's 1:30am... and I am terrified of falling back to sleep. The reason is I am convinced that my unconcious mind, and my body are plotting together to kill me. Let me explain:

About 2 years ago, I came home from calgary for christmas break, and I was violently...
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freakqueen:
no idea what happened to captain steven [?] and the girl with the ample breasts


as your editor, i'm going to suggest you write another one wink
queena:
It'll all be over soon... Shh... Sh..


Get better soon, dicknut.

Wednesday Dec 15, 2004

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Sometimes i want to poke a hole in my stomach, and then stick one of those eye-holder-inners in the whole to open it up wide, and then just let all the bad stuff seep out for a couple of days...

You must check out weetzie and my's muffin tits... they are glorious... although, they are more weetzies than mine, since she did all the work...
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weetzie:
ba ha ha. i gave up on studying and made you the BEST PRESENT EVER.
daniyell:
i listened to my stomach with a stethoscope once, it sounded awesome

Sunday Dec 12, 2004

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Ok, so I've been up a glorious 27 hours now with no sleep. And in honour of this momentous occassion... here is a reflection of my night.

PART 1

So I get on the ferry to go to the SG Van christmas party, and i'm all happy and shit, and then it's time to get off... but i really really had to pee... so i...
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weetzie:
or the muffin tits emoticon, for that matter?
smuffy:
now that you have a hot girl you don't know no one no more eh!? wink

Wednesday Dec 08, 2004

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Well, I've had about 5 minutes of free time in the past two days. I'm very tired. But I'd be lying if I said that i'm not the happiest boy in the world right now.

love girl Dillenger love

I'll update more when I have some time, but I have to sleep before I kill myself trying to get up for work.

friday - staff party *UGGGG!!!!*...
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rustgiraffe:
oh..how exciting! hope all goes well!
freakchef:
hey Im off to work so if ya dont get a hold of me see ya at the party k wink

Sunday Dec 05, 2004

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what in the hell is a dicknut, and why are you people calling me that? HAHA! Apparently everyone hates me.

Man, I wish tubachristmas was every day. People would be so happy and cheerful and no one would hate each other, and we all sing singalongs and be happy.

girl Dillenger, you are so awesome! love love blush kiss

Lisakat, don't be mad at me. I couldn't hold...
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tiffanymarie:
i love how nobody actually tells you what a dicknut is, they continue the insults instead. i don't hate you.
deanna:
dicknut! how cool!

Friday Dec 03, 2004

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PHEW! Man am I ever glad this week is over. Too stressful if you ask me. Anyhow, this weekend should be full of:

Tubas
Secret Santa Gift Purchases
Poor Pool Skills
Making a fool of myself drunkenly
Pretending that I am cooler than everyone else.
Kitty Petting

"I'm a beached whale. MERRRR"
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pennylane80:
i hope the pool went well.....i was hoping to see your smiling faces at lucky last night.........i was so bored. oh well
another time perhaps
friedbanana105:
Dicknut.

Saturday Nov 27, 2004

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"Donuts can't make houses, they're purely ornamental!"

The wise words of wonderful weetzie.

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So my mom found me wondering the streets this morning, in search for my home.

"what are you doing dan?"

"trying to get home"

"what did you do last night?"

"got drunk in a field"

"heh, so really what did you do last night?"

"got drunk in a field"

"............
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angelvanilla:
Just a reminder about the Christmas Vancouver Party on DEC.11 kiss
smuffy:
looks like you have been busy my boy.

don't let me bother you then.

but do have a good weekend in case we don't chat before monday. biggrin

Friday Nov 26, 2004

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BAH!

I don't think i've ever been this happy that it's friday and i'm going to get drunk in a field! This week has been hella crap at work, and today, i was supposed to get a new computer, except Dreamweaver crashes every 2 minutes on it, so i can't use it. FUCKING!

I just want to yell!!!

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yawg:
I saw this guy on a moped and thought "Hmm Dillenger drives a moped". Didn't see you wave though otherwise I would have.
GWAR was good. They needed a bigger stage cause it really looked like they were standing on top off one another and Oderus Urungus's shoulder spikes have reached ridiculous proportions.
Have fun in the field. Don't turn into a mushroom.
virtuoso:
haw haw

i've had harriet forever. She lives at my parents house just like your steve.

I have a date with my WIFE at 7pm and then a date with the davis as soon as she leaves me.

YOU ARE INSANE STOP WRITING IN ALL CAPS! $#@$!!#$@#!! ARRR!!!

Wednesday Nov 24, 2004

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What in gods name am I doing up at this un-godly hour???? FUCK!!!


You know when you just can't sleep? Well... thats me... every FUCKING DAY! its 6AM for FUCKS SAKE!!!


Anyhow.... pennylane80, you are SUPER awesome, and I cannot wait until we can hang out again, thank you for making my night very enjoyable and fun smile

The band that I saw at Lucky...
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weetzie:
stupid scenesters. oh well. more fields for us.

my place backs right out on to a terribly rad resevoir but i don't know how the uptight folks in this neighbourhood feel about field drinkin' antics. mount tolmie is also close by.
weetzie:
oh god, not the weakerthans. they be malicious.

i am going to email you.
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