godlessnerd

and then the donkey says to me:

HEY! Get your fucking act together you twat! I'm a donkey and i'm better off than you! What the hell is wrong with you? You gotta go around and act like you're the shit and all that, and then you come home at night and weep like a little baby.

WELL let me tell you something! I eat...
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OK, so i haven't updated in a long time since i screwed my leg... but now its ALMOST better... so anyhow, i'm drinking alot of fireball tonight and anyhow i like things and i like stuff and fuck ya'll who are haters!!! I hate haters! they always are hatin' and shit! FUCK YALLL!!!!!

Today...

I crashed my scooter. Hit a nice patch of black ice going down hill at 60 km/h. Lost control, started flipfloppin' all over the place, until finally, i was flung head first into the pavement, skidding along the ice like woody from toy story. Then my bike skid right ontop of my leg.

I got up to notice there was a girl at the...
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p.s.

I am SO awesome!

Once again thank you all for your nice birthday wishes

I had a wonderful new years eve/birthday. I went to a movie with my parents "the life aquatic". I liked it alot, good ol' bill murray. There were two asshole girls behind us though that wouldn't shut up, i wanted to punch them in the boob... apparently that hurts.

Anyhow, we came home after that,...
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OMG! You guys are all so frickin' awesome! Thank you so much for the birthday happiness, you made my day

So my plans to go out to a nice dinner and movie have been thwarted because my moms aunt and uncle are coming in today too, but their flight is delayed...

So, if they don't work out, i'm totally just going to get sloshed, because...
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Work today sucks. I have absolutely nothing to do, so... i'm going to spend some time surfin' SG and get paid for it haha.

They threw a little suprise party for me today, cause my birthday is tomorrow, mmm I love cake.

Speaking of birthday, i think this is going to be the first year since I was 16 that i'm NOT going out and...
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Well it's been a good chismas, and i hope all of yours went well too.

Nothing much to say these days, i'm happy to see my brother and nephew again.

Tomorrow we are going to kareoke, that should be fun.

I miss you SO much. Only one more week until you are home though, YAY!

I feel kinda half dead from all the food i've...
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Well my weekend was pretty good, despite being semi-sick the whole time. I figure it has alot to do with my current diet, so starting tomorrow I'm going to try something different, and actually try to eat healthy... what a concept!

Got some chismas shopping in with the weetzie, though I didn't get what I needed, I mostly just bought food and un-healthy cigarettes, which...
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