what in the hell is a dicknut, and why are you people calling me that? HAHA! Apparently everyone hates me.

Man, I wish tubachristmas was every day. People would be so happy and cheerful and no one would hate each other, and we all sing singalongs and be happy.

girl Dillenger, you are so awesome!

Lisakat, don't be mad at me. I couldn't hold the masses back in my drunkeness. I still love you.

We danced, we drank, and there was a man with a seal skin hat (how offensive). I had a very nice time with you all, it was nice to meet some new Victorians this time. But I have to say the best parts of the evening involved falling, and jumping in puddles.