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Tuesday Jun 22, 2004

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Well yesterday I kinda entered inside my own demented little head and went all strange. I was sitting around on the very hot day that it was, and realized, I wasn't doing anything exciting, so a little alcohol might spice things up...

So, a few hours later and a 2L of the cheapest wine I could find, I found myself, sitting on my balcony, swaying back and forth and laughing at flies trying to eat cigarette butts... I decided it was rather dangerous, and I didn't want to fall three floors to my drunken bloody death, so I went for a walk.

Walking down the street, I realized I was excessivaly happy, which usually means, i'm covering for something... never the less, I found myself belting out old weezer songs as I walk down the street.

"MY GIRLS GOT A BIG MOUTH WITH WHICH SHE BABBLES ALOT!"

Thinking i'm the wonderful singer that I am. Anyhow, people would walk by, and look at me strange, and I was trying to figure out if it was because i had a funny voice, or I kept tripping over my own feet... not being able to decide in time, I would just lung towards the people who looked at me strangely and sing very loud into their ear. demonstration:

Dilly sings drunkenly

"MY NAME IS..."

Woman walks by, smiling uncomfortably.

Dilly lunges towards the woman and yells into her ear:

"JONAS!!!"

The lady backs away, terrified.

Anyhow, this is a good way to get myself killed, as specially where I live.
So, I walk by prism and decide to see whats going on, its kareoke night, and I thought I would sing, but i never did. I just had a beer, and talked to some really trashy lady, then I walked home, wrote a drunken email to my ex and passed out... now here I am and its morning smile YAY!

Love Dani
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cfg:
aw..cuppycake biggrin You had better be a bit more careful when you are out being drunk wink
Jun 22, 2004
tiffanymarie:
You crazy bastard.. getting yourself into trouble, but not really the trouble. You know what I mean! Hope you are doing anything outrageous tonight. Take care, Tiff
Jun 22, 2004

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