Sometimes i want to poke a hole in my stomach, and then stick one of those eye-holder-inners in the whole to open it up wide, and then just let all the bad stuff seep out for a couple of days...
You must check out weetzie and my's muffin tits... they are glorious... although, they are more weetzies than mine, since she did all the work...
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You must check out weetzie and my's muffin tits... they are glorious... although, they are more weetzies than mine, since she did all the work...
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weetzie:
ba ha ha. i gave up on studying and made you the BEST PRESENT EVER.
daniyell:
i listened to my stomach with a stethoscope once, it sounded awesome
Ok, so I've been up a glorious 27 hours now with no sleep. And in honour of this momentous occassion... here is a reflection of my night.
PART 1
So I get on the ferry to go to the SG Van christmas party, and i'm all happy and shit, and then it's time to get off... but i really really had to pee... so i...
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PART 1
So I get on the ferry to go to the SG Van christmas party, and i'm all happy and shit, and then it's time to get off... but i really really had to pee... so i...
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weetzie:
or the muffin tits emoticon, for that matter?
smuffy:
now that you have a hot girl you don't know no one no more eh!? 
Well, I've had about 5 minutes of free time in the past two days. I'm very tired. But I'd be lying if I said that i'm not the happiest boy in the world right now.
girl Dillenger
I'll update more when I have some time, but I have to sleep before I kill myself trying to get up for work.
friday - staff party *UGGGG!!!!*...
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girl Dillenger
I'll update more when I have some time, but I have to sleep before I kill myself trying to get up for work.
friday - staff party *UGGGG!!!!*...
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rustgiraffe:
oh..how exciting! hope all goes well!
freakchef:
hey Im off to work so if ya dont get a hold of me see ya at the party k
what in the hell is a dicknut, and why are you people calling me that? HAHA! Apparently everyone hates me.
Man, I wish tubachristmas was every day. People would be so happy and cheerful and no one would hate each other, and we all sing singalongs and be happy.
girl Dillenger, you are so awesome! 
Lisakat, don't be mad at me. I couldn't hold...
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Man, I wish tubachristmas was every day. People would be so happy and cheerful and no one would hate each other, and we all sing singalongs and be happy.
girl Dillenger, you are so awesome!
Lisakat, don't be mad at me. I couldn't hold...
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tiffanymarie:
i love how nobody actually tells you what a dicknut is, they continue the insults instead. i don't hate you.
deanna:
dicknut! how cool!
PHEW! Man am I ever glad this week is over. Too stressful if you ask me. Anyhow, this weekend should be full of:
Tubas
Secret Santa Gift Purchases
Poor Pool Skills
Making a fool of myself drunkenly
Pretending that I am cooler than everyone else.
Kitty Petting
"I'm a beached whale. MERRRR"
Tubas
Secret Santa Gift Purchases
Poor Pool Skills
Making a fool of myself drunkenly
Pretending that I am cooler than everyone else.
Kitty Petting
"I'm a beached whale. MERRRR"
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pennylane80:
i hope the pool went well.....i was hoping to see your smiling faces at lucky last night.........i was so bored. oh well
another time perhaps
another time perhaps
friedbanana105:
Dicknut.
"Donuts can't make houses, they're purely ornamental!"
The wise words of wonderful weetzie.
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So my mom found me wondering the streets this morning, in search for my home.
"what are you doing dan?"
"trying to get home"
"what did you do last night?"
"got drunk in a field"
"heh, so really what did you do last night?"
"got drunk in a field"
"............
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The wise words of wonderful weetzie.
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So my mom found me wondering the streets this morning, in search for my home.
"what are you doing dan?"
"trying to get home"
"what did you do last night?"
"got drunk in a field"
"heh, so really what did you do last night?"
"got drunk in a field"
"............
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angelvanilla:
Just a reminder about the Christmas Vancouver Party on DEC.11
smuffy:
looks like you have been busy my boy.
don't let me bother you then.
but do have a good weekend in case we don't chat before monday.
don't let me bother you then.
but do have a good weekend in case we don't chat before monday.
BAH!
I don't think i've ever been this happy that it's friday and i'm going to get drunk in a field! This week has been hella crap at work, and today, i was supposed to get a new computer, except Dreamweaver crashes every 2 minutes on it, so i can't use it. FUCKING!
I just want to yell!!!
Today makes me glad that i didn't...
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I don't think i've ever been this happy that it's friday and i'm going to get drunk in a field! This week has been hella crap at work, and today, i was supposed to get a new computer, except Dreamweaver crashes every 2 minutes on it, so i can't use it. FUCKING!
I just want to yell!!!
Today makes me glad that i didn't...
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yawg:
I saw this guy on a moped and thought "Hmm Dillenger drives a moped". Didn't see you wave though otherwise I would have.
GWAR was good. They needed a bigger stage cause it really looked like they were standing on top off one another and Oderus Urungus's shoulder spikes have reached ridiculous proportions.
Have fun in the field. Don't turn into a mushroom.
GWAR was good. They needed a bigger stage cause it really looked like they were standing on top off one another and Oderus Urungus's shoulder spikes have reached ridiculous proportions.
Have fun in the field. Don't turn into a mushroom.
virtuoso:
haw haw
i've had harriet forever. She lives at my parents house just like your steve.
I have a date with my WIFE at 7pm and then a date with the davis as soon as she leaves me.
YOU ARE INSANE STOP WRITING IN ALL CAPS! $#@$!!#$@#!!
i've had harriet forever. She lives at my parents house just like your steve.
I have a date with my WIFE at 7pm and then a date with the davis as soon as she leaves me.
YOU ARE INSANE STOP WRITING IN ALL CAPS! $#@$!!#$@#!!
What in gods name am I doing up at this un-godly hour???? FUCK!!!
You know when you just can't sleep? Well... thats me... every FUCKING DAY! its 6AM for FUCKS SAKE!!!
Anyhow.... pennylane80, you are SUPER awesome, and I cannot wait until we can hang out again, thank you for making my night very enjoyable and fun
The band that I saw at Lucky...
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You know when you just can't sleep? Well... thats me... every FUCKING DAY! its 6AM for FUCKS SAKE!!!
Anyhow.... pennylane80, you are SUPER awesome, and I cannot wait until we can hang out again, thank you for making my night very enjoyable and fun
The band that I saw at Lucky...
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weetzie:
stupid scenesters. oh well. more fields for us.
my place backs right out on to a terribly rad resevoir but i don't know how the uptight folks in this neighbourhood feel about field drinkin' antics. mount tolmie is also close by.
my place backs right out on to a terribly rad resevoir but i don't know how the uptight folks in this neighbourhood feel about field drinkin' antics. mount tolmie is also close by.
weetzie:
oh god, not the weakerthans. they be malicious.
i am going to email you.
i am going to email you.
don't you hate it when you buy a really cool belt, and then don't try it on, and then when you get it on, you realize that its too big, and there is no way this could hold up your pants, and in fact, it just makes your pants fall down even more! Well... I hate that! I guess the solution is just to get...
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lauren_a:
i was gonna go! my friend's band is playing but i have to work tomorrow at 9 
sassylass:
i hate when i buy a belt thats too big.and then i end up trying to tuck the end in my pocket.blah.so annoying. 
is that like some kinda bush pilot fantasy.hahhaa
is that like some kinda bush pilot fantasy.hahhaa
YAY! My brother is finally moving away from budapest. so i'll be able to afford to visit him more than once in my lifetime. The bad news is, he's moving to the hell hole that is calgary. Oh well... it will be good for him and his family i suppose.
I managed to spend 0 dollars this weekend, although, i guess it was at the...
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severus:
thats great, about you beeing able to see your brother i mean. i think i just look tired and bored, which sums up me quite well anyways, the final exams going on right now and it's so boring and stressfull. i havent got used to the cold yet and i'm freezing all the time, have to take long warm baths every day haha. really. 
miho:
How can your life be boring with all those drive by's gangsta?
What the hell is wrong with me? The past 3 days i've been having these intensly sharp brain pains, that are like constant throught the day... am I dying? do i have a tumor? WHAT?!
I decided it best for me to come out to my parents for the whole weekend, so that I can avoid spending any money, and I can get free food,...
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I decided it best for me to come out to my parents for the whole weekend, so that I can avoid spending any money, and I can get free food,...
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silvercharmer:
Yeah, I just stayed home last night. It was nice. Came home from work at around 3 or so, went to bed at 3 15, woke up at 8 15, dicked around for a few hours online, then went back to bed for another 5 hours...
I feel so rested...
saving money is always a good thing...
I feel so rested...
saving money is always a good thing...
pennylane80:
Hey there's a pic of you with Danielle!! I love her to death, she was at the show last night............god damn it's a small world 
Sorry I haven't replied to yer last comments, i'll get to it, when my brain doesn't feel like it wants to explode.
So my weekend was pretty good, but full of no sleep, Which means today I am SO tired like WHOA!
Saturday night:
Went over to Zara's about 6pm for Evan's little birthday party. It was a good time, we had this wicked ass...
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So my weekend was pretty good, but full of no sleep, Which means today I am SO tired like WHOA!
Saturday night:
Went over to Zara's about 6pm for Evan's little birthday party. It was a good time, we had this wicked ass...
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miho:
Yo baby missed ya come say hi
tiffanymarie:
hey don't let your brain explode, then there would be no dilly!