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goatfingers

Where "Bobby" Plant lives. " What's tha matter ?! Dont you like Zep?" - Brock Sampson

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Friday Aug 01, 2008

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i Guess its time for my yearly post.

these Are the answers to my most commonly asked question i get at work As a UPS man. take note

Is it hot enough for ya? Answer: Not until my skin is blistering and turning a golden brown.

What is it? Answer : Its a box dumb ass.

Do you only make right turns? Answer: Yes. i drive in big circles while i try on your panties from Victoria's secret.

I can i race the Truck? Answer: Only on foot.

Do you know Dale Jarrett? Answer : Biblically

viking:
"who reads all these comments? there's over 1800 of these! but you look like you should be a mermaid. Do mermaids have vagina? if so is it a fishgina or the human kind? i don't even know what the difference is."

haha, dude...

i ask myself this every day.



thus i present to you, my artistic representation of my considerations on the topic, that most lofty of cranial pursuits: the plausibility and functional possibilities of the mergina.
Sep 2, 2009

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