i just joined the twits. Goatfingers if any of yous care. my guess is, you dont.
vivian:
I <3 Nightwish 
Do you like them?
Do you like them?
goatfingers:
it wasnt until recently. i kinda made fun of you if you recall. a friend of mine put it on my ipod and it keeps coming up. now i cant get enuf of em. so this is my apology.
for some reason i feel the need to post only once a year. Updates as as follows:
i did get my job back at UPS but i didn't get the back pay that i was expecting. i only got 20 hrs a week for the time i had off which was 16 weeks. i was still a decent check and with the money i made...
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i did get my job back at UPS but i didn't get the back pay that i was expecting. i only got 20 hrs a week for the time i had off which was 16 weeks. i was still a decent check and with the money i made...
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i have been recently fired from UPS and have taken a job as a roofer. this means that i am required to be drunk and/or do meth. these things being done will allow me to steal from my fellow roofers without nearly as much, if any, guilt.
the possible plus is that if the union gets my job back, i will be paid 45hrs a...
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the possible plus is that if the union gets my job back, i will be paid 45hrs a...
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i Guess its time for my yearly post.
these Are the answers to my most commonly asked question i get at work As a UPS man. take note
Is it hot enough for ya? Answer: Not until my skin is blistering and turning a golden brown.
What is it? Answer : Its a box dumb ass.
Do you only make right turns? Answer: Yes. i...
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these Are the answers to my most commonly asked question i get at work As a UPS man. take note
Is it hot enough for ya? Answer: Not until my skin is blistering and turning a golden brown.
What is it? Answer : Its a box dumb ass.
Do you only make right turns? Answer: Yes. i...
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viking:
"who reads all these comments? there's over 1800 of these! but you look like you should be a mermaid. Do mermaids have vagina? if so is it a fishgina or the human kind? i don't even know what the difference is."
haha, dude...
i ask myself this every day.
thus i present to you, my artistic representation of my considerations on the topic, that most lofty of cranial pursuits: the plausibility and functional possibilities of the mergina.
haha, dude...
i ask myself this every day.
thus i present to you, my artistic representation of my considerations on the topic, that most lofty of cranial pursuits: the plausibility and functional possibilities of the mergina.
this is a post for all the people who don't know me, which is all of you.
i am : Brother
uncle
Metal head
UPS man
Dork
Bad speler
college drop out
good kisser
hater of religion
lover animals
smart ass
ninja in training
good cook
funny when i'm drunk
afraid of getting rabies
roller coaster riding fool
not Asian or Mexican
over-all bad ass...
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i am : Brother
uncle
Metal head
UPS man
Dork
Bad speler
college drop out
good kisser
hater of religion
lover animals
smart ass
ninja in training
good cook
funny when i'm drunk
afraid of getting rabies
roller coaster riding fool
not Asian or Mexican
over-all bad ass...
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moira:
Hey, thanks for your sweet comment on my new set!
this is a post only for the sheer fact that it has been over a year since the last one. nothing has changed. but that is good. sometimes change isn't always a good or wanted.
i remember a time when we had seasons in tennessee. all four were very well represented. nice cool days in the spring. hot summer pool time and popcicles from the ice cream man faded into crisp chilly evenings around a fire outside drinking my friend's father's jim beam and puking on frost bit grass. snow days and skipping school so we could do 360s in...
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well i sold my car. it hurts... it was a 337 vw gti. if you know what that is you understand. some good came out of it though, i bought a house to rent out. i think that means i am an adult now. i hope not. i don't like being an adult, except that i can buy liquior and watch porn without my mom...
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landlockedblues:
HAHAHA. I'm sure adulthood has many more perks than mom-free porn watching.
landlockedblues:
i hear you. i have a pair of little boy boxers with oscar the grouch on them. they're totally like hot pants on me. i don't know which is more sad, the fact that i own them or that they don't really fit me & i still wear them.
by the way, GTIs are probably my favorite kind of car at the moment. if i had a job that paid me in real money, i would buy one.
by the way, GTIs are probably my favorite kind of car at the moment. if i had a job that paid me in real money, i would buy one.
yeah. i ate to much again. thank you mr turkey and dressing!
i love eating so much i want to puke.
myra:
Thanks for commenting on my set! 