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ok it is official. my kitten has crossed the line.

so he's really mouthy since he can't really use his front paws right? and everyone knows i'm basically always naked while sitting in front of my computer alone in my room in the hot hot summer heat. so my navel is pierced and jan likes to chew on that ring, or sometimes he'll reach up and chew on my necklace. but the other day he reached up and bit down on . . .

MY NIPPLE!! jesus h fucking christ did i ever jump. i shoved him down back into my lap in disbelief, stared at him for a bit, blinked once or twice, and figured it was a freak accident. what kitten hunts nipples, for chirstsakes?

2 seconds later he does it again!!! no one has ever seen a kitten fly off anyone's lap so fast.

so now that he knows it gets a reaction out of me, instead of being ignored while i type, it's his standard operating procedure. the little fucker. so now whenever i'm typing with a kitten on my lap i'm naked . . . except for a bra.