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thanks sooooooooo much to everyone who gave me birthday wishes! tons of love right back!

meow
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uswer8024082082084:
have fun drinking too much
nyhcx516:
shit, i missed it, im sorrr, happy birthday!!!!
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motherfuckin' BLACKJACK baby.

rock.



*edit* gimme presents.
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edea:
and yet another happy birthday smile
roxy:
I miss you frown

Happy Birthday...
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now in the corner of the hallway there was a saucer of milk for the cat. "milk is for the pussy, isn't it?" asked simone. "do you dare me to sit in the saucer?"
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slightpressureok:
It's almost your birthday here! WooHoo!! 21 years of Betsy!!!
thedevilman:
Getting a visual....

*expression of disgust*

...ummm, ya.
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just . . , speechless. but really really happy.
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demigauge:
oo...speechless
rawr_ima_monster:
you are in LA and I am in NY.
-too funny. if you leave as soon as I get back I swear I'll find you and huffle at you for days.
Dave
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so i hit a deer tonight. motherfucker. now there's a dent in my car.

i didn't get him that badly though, kinda smacked his rump. the dent is the same as if someone sat down on my car really hard. i only hit him at about 5mph. i went to the firehouse really quickly (that's where i was on my way to anyways), got some...
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mistersatan:
wow- I just checked out your wish list on amazon... Snow Crash, Choke, and Atlas Shrugged? AND you want spiky bracelets and classic cars for your birthday?

Phaedra, I think I love you... but I wanna know for sure... biggrin
aster:
that car has fins! wheee
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at one point i had the song "i'm a little teapot" stuck in my head for about 3 months straight.

i'm a little teapot
short and stout
here is my handle
here is my spout
when i'm good and ready
hear me shout
tip me over and
pour me out

i now pass on this gem of musical genuis to you. enjoy it, for the...
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maxx:
Hey! Guess what I gave the little girl for her birthday?

yeah.
thedevilman:
Want the disc? -

www.vampirebeachbabes.com

Yeah - I just call it the way I see it - if it means giving shit - then I'll give it. I got no one to suck up to....
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new entry. start over.
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stewd:
I'm actually quite offended that you've shunned all of your friends from you're list just for some booty. harumph!!!!
mistersatan:
Oh, get a room, you two! *flips wrist limply*
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need to pass out right about . . . now.
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stewd:
What a pleasant lil' chap he is...

Jin, yer just sooooo peachy!
jin1:
frown
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sooo . . . . i think i'm gonna stay in la for a while. i really like it here. maxx is letting me stay with him, and i'm sure it won't be a problem to find an ems/firefighting job. plus there are a lot of hotrods *drool*

yay! i'm so happy biggrin
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lil_tuffy:
You get on the sober wagon.

then yuo fall off and get back on the sauce.
oipthestampede:
Tifa is the girl from final fantasy 7 with the nice rack. It's maxx's favorite game you know.
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i don't understand why everyone is yelling at me for taking my friends list down. i took everyone off. i'm an equal opportunity asshole.
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spankenstein:
I feel the same about Maxx, He's Dreamy. Ha
rawr_ima_monster:
I thoguht abou taking my whole list down once as well, jus t because it was making me feel wierd about who was or wasn't on it. but I chickened out.
-plus I waste a lot of time on the site constantly checkign my friends' profiles.
Dave
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ah fuck it.

song
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juebi:
thanks for signing the guestbook. Nekked chicks do rock!
penelopelee:
dude. suicidebombah's tongue is longer. lemme tell YOU.