ok it is official. my kitten has crossed the line.
so he's really mouthy since he can't really use his front paws right? and everyone knows i'm basically always naked while sitting in front of my computer alone in my room in the hot hot summer heat. so my navel is pierced and jan likes to chew on that ring, or sometimes he'll reach up...
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so he's really mouthy since he can't really use his front paws right? and everyone knows i'm basically always naked while sitting in front of my computer alone in my room in the hot hot summer heat. so my navel is pierced and jan likes to chew on that ring, or sometimes he'll reach up...
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Your love is better than ice cream
better than anything else that I've tried
and your love is better than ice cream
everyone here know how to fight
and it's a long way down
it's a long way down
it's a long way down to the place
where we started from
Your love is better than chocolate
better than anything else that I've tried
oh...
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better than anything else that I've tried
and your love is better than ice cream
everyone here know how to fight
and it's a long way down
it's a long way down
it's a long way down to the place
where we started from
Your love is better than chocolate
better than anything else that I've tried
oh...
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go_lately:
nonono murkling that was a happy song! that was a happy love song. i'm such a sap.
batattak, no worries, it's 3:30am here too. god knows why i'm still awake. ooh my bed is definately calling me . . .
batattak, no worries, it's 3:30am here too. god knows why i'm still awake. ooh my bed is definately calling me . . .
takora:
OK, it is now official. I have been out-of-love for too fucking long. For a moment I thought that ice cream was better. But at least I have clear memories of ice cream.
ok here's the deal. i'm really getting pissed off about this whole burning kitten thing. why? because it's apparently arousing intense emotions, which is good, but you know what? it was one kitten. period. and he's dead. yet there are millions of animals who are still getting tortured and are suffering horribly every day, there are shelters that put down 90% of the healthy animals...
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takora:
Phaedra is exactly right! I guess since my life has only been spent around animals who are loved , and I haven't seen any of the awful things that she has, I haven't gotten the-- 'detatchment' isn't the right word-- 'perspective' ?-- to see past something that hits me so viscerally as any individual instance of such cruelty... I think the anger about the kitten is justified, but it mustn't just stop after a few moments venting at the keyboard...
And Phaedra-- I'll go out first thing AM to get some ropes and duct tape. Is early afternoon good for the trunk abduction?
And Phaedra-- I'll go out first thing AM to get some ropes and duct tape. Is early afternoon good for the trunk abduction?
jessica:
Wow, what's this whole story about? I just wanted to write and tell you that your pirate party story cracked me up waaay to hard, but then I read your journal. I'm all about animal rights too. Zona and I were talking about it the other day. If you tell us where the kitten burner is, I'll kick some ass!
i swear i can't think of any worse way to spend my day than bringing my cats to the vet. luca is the devil incarnate. sedation every time which fucking costs a fortune. argh. anyone else have any interesting vet/doctor/etc stories?
poor jan had to get 3 shots, blood drawn, and ear mite meds. he's due for a rest.
at least that dog we lost...
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poor jan had to get 3 shots, blood drawn, and ear mite meds. he's due for a rest.
at least that dog we lost...
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aster:
poor Luca! my cat Gus loves car rides and is scared of nothing, so vets aren't a problem for him. he's pretty brazen, too, and always seems to have the munchies, which gets him in trouble. last time we went for a checkup, the vet opened up the mini-fridge that contained all the little bottles of vaccines and shots, and gus jumped right into the fridge, looking for food. ha ha!
takora:
hee hee hee... i remember moving from Ohio to North Carolina when I was a kid. My parents & I were in the car (I think it was a Gremlin-- livin' large!) with our four cats. My dad's cat (huge grey long-haired mix with a tiny head) just curled up under the driver's seat, and howled and drooled the entire time. My younger siamese-mutant spent almost the whole trip standing up on my father's lap, with his paws up on the steering wheel-- he couldn't get enough of looking out of all the windows, watching everything go by... My mom's persian, and my older siamese, were too cool for such displays...
i'm bored and horney. i want someone to come visit me and be my partner for the horizontal mambo.
for the record, it's really difficult masturbating with a curious kitten in your room . . .
for the record, it's really difficult masturbating with a curious kitten in your room . . .
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murkling:
Hey , wait a minute. I thought I shrunk your boobie for you...
inkedgirl:
I remember trying to masturbate one day and my cat did a kamikaze suicide bomb thing and landed str8 on top of my hand. He thought the fast motion was for him, not for me. 
so a number of people have been commenting on bobby and i . . . heh no, we're not getting married any time soon nor has there been a proposal (a real one at least). we're not even gonna be living in the same state for another 2 years as far as i can tell.
but yes i love him to death and he's coming...
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go_lately:
why suck on my tit and call me shirley, thank you very much! and takora, you know i'll always stalk you baby, i could never let you go, never . . . never . . .
go_lately:
hehehe aster said "member"
i am drunk and i am lonely. someone come and hold me. someone come and show me why it's all worthwhile.
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takora:
so as long as you have the kitty with you, i don't have to worry about you sneaking up on me, right?
takora:
oh, hi! just saw your msg-- i'm not moving. NYC is just gonna sink eventually, and the tumultuos upheaval of the earth as we know it should leave my apartment a few hundred feet below sea level. I am hoping that said upheavel will leave me within swimming distance of the horrible ruins of unimaginably ancient and unnameable civilizations, so I can go chill with Nyarlathotep and his blind idiot homies. Dagon owes me a 40. If that makes no sense, don't worry. I'm well used to that... And does it still count as stalking if I give you my mugshot, address and a daily schedule of my activities?
i've got a lack of inhibition
i've got a loss of perspective
i've had a little bit to drink
and it's making me think
that i can jump ship and swim
that the ocean will hold me
that there's got to be more
than this boat i'm in
'cuz they can call me crazy if i fail
all the chance that i need
is one-in-a-million...
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i've got a loss of perspective
i've had a little bit to drink
and it's making me think
that i can jump ship and swim
that the ocean will hold me
that there's got to be more
than this boat i'm in
'cuz they can call me crazy if i fail
all the chance that i need
is one-in-a-million...
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solisis:
it actually is good. keep it up
go_lately:
heh, no it's ani difranco : )
dammit i need tattoo money. i have too many bills. if i started a fund, would anyone contribute?
*sigh*
and if anyone im's me and gets a totally fucked up message in return, i'm sorry, it's jan, he's really good at that.
*sigh*
and if anyone im's me and gets a totally fucked up message in return, i'm sorry, it's jan, he's really good at that.
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slightpressureok:
Sorry about the delay in answering your question about me and the desert heat. The cremasteric muscles tend to relax in warm environments, allowing for maximum cooling. ;^)
grendel:
I'd pop a few bucks into the "tattoo phaedra" fund. Ink, i've decided, is a good thing (Martha Stewart style)
Faerkel (9:38:26 PM): great quote
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Faerkel (9:38:34 PM): from douglas adams i believe?
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Faerkel (10:06:43 PM): um
Auto response from Phaedraeos (9:38:26 PM): the knack to flying lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
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Faerkel (10:06:43 PM): um
murkling:
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inkedgirl:
You don't seriously think I'm not gonna show you my pics, do you?
~ The first thing on my mind was, "Now where the fuk are Phaedra and Violet?"
hehehehe
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my kitten has sucT a hard on for my keyboardftgy; p[vllllly7u,<&/
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inkedgirl:
My kitten likes to lay across my lap while I'm taking a poo. I don't understand it, but he loves it when I poop. Cats are funny.
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ver0nika23:
oh, and boobloathesyuo too. how could i forget? geeze tuff, you could sound a little more enthusiastic!!!!
so i can't sleep. i was totally looking forward to getting this kitten but the whole situation has me fucking stressed out. he's absolutely wonderful, the best best cat ever and adorable and loving and wanting to be held and petted all the time and just so cute with his weird little legs . . . but my other cat luca hates him. so much...
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murkling:
I know that you are an animal guru but I thought I would pass along a tip that has worked well with our new cat introductions (3 now). If you have heard this one before you can stop reading I guess... anyway: Get a clean towel and rub it all over cat #1 (especially the scent glands on the head). Then take said towel and rub it all over cat #2 in the same manner. Lather,rinse ,repeat...er, ah... well repeat anyway. It helps them to hate eachother less when they can't stop smelling the other on themselves. I think it kind of tricks them into getting used to each other too. Maybe "if I let it get close enough to me to get it's scent on me it can't be that bad". I don't know what the secret is but this has worked wonders for us in with our kitties(our old roomates kitty too).
Pekoe pees on things if the litter box gets too dirty for his liking. Usually we throw those things out. Unless they are machine washable and we catch it right away. The last ,last time we moved we ended up getting a new mattress. Vinegar doesn't really work but that enzyme stuff isn't bad.
good luck
Pekoe pees on things if the litter box gets too dirty for his liking. Usually we throw those things out. Unless they are machine washable and we catch it right away. The last ,last time we moved we ended up getting a new mattress. Vinegar doesn't really work but that enzyme stuff isn't bad.
good luck
go_lately:
murkling that's an excellent idea, i might just have to try that. i know i smell like jan and luca has to deal with that whenever she's petted, but the towel idea is even better. thanks!
Now I know why I think yer too cool for words...yer a a Sagitarius too!