ELROND
The Ring can only be destroyed where
it was made. In Mordor.
AUDIENCE
Thats convenient.
ELROND
So, who wants to die?
FRODO
Ill go. Better than listening to
The Ring reciting that damn poem
over and over again.
GANDALF
Youll need an old guy.
LEGOLAS
And my ability to be delicious without
being fey.
GIMLI
AUCH! And my accent.
ARAGORN
I must go to...
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The Ring can only be destroyed where
it was made. In Mordor.
AUDIENCE
Thats convenient.
ELROND
So, who wants to die?
FRODO
Ill go. Better than listening to
The Ring reciting that damn poem
over and over again.
GANDALF
Youll need an old guy.
LEGOLAS
And my ability to be delicious without
being fey.
GIMLI
AUCH! And my accent.
ARAGORN
I must go to...
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VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
opahl:
Happy birthday. 
freyja__:
party.
voltaire:
I think I said this before: You have the radddest user name on the whole site. It's from back to the future, or is it....
givit:
That it is
So, while working today i believe i gained insight into the true nature of consumer evil.
You see, anyone who has worked retail can tell you that quite simply, consumer's do things and enact situations that are counterintuitive to basic human reason. Examples of this are wide and varying. Walking into a clothing store and asking if they have clothes. Asking the price of merchandise,...
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You see, anyone who has worked retail can tell you that quite simply, consumer's do things and enact situations that are counterintuitive to basic human reason. Examples of this are wide and varying. Walking into a clothing store and asking if they have clothes. Asking the price of merchandise,...
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nova_____:
To the question of whether we should better ourselves by pursuing such thongs, i mean things as a better job, a college degree, clean underpants, etc...I also answer no. I think that higher education is a scam. Why can't we work in retail, or do manual labor or work at a gas station for the rest of our lives? They seem to think that it is unacceptable to"settle" for jobs like that. If the job is decent and the boss is cool, why can't we just be comfortable. Jobs like that give us more free time to do the things that we enjoy, and to spend time with the people that we enjoy the most. And to read comics. But I think that the real question is this: "Can a squirrel be taught to do the Charlston?" Ain't No Woman Like The One-Eyed Moth. Love, Nova.
givit:
Hmmmmm, you make a good point, the charleston IS quite difficult for a squirrel to do, but perhaps we should look to the chipmunk. I agree on the retail account, i sell video games, have a cool boss, and make enough to have a tasty saltine for dinner every night. Why am i denied the "respect" of the establishment. Take your college degrees and shove them into thine pooperhole. or at least give me any extra philosophy ones, 8 am classes are killing me.
Gandalf: dude, the ring's evil
Frodo: Well fuck all, like i could'nt tell that when Bilbo turned into a freakin gremlin
Frodo: Well fuck all, like i could'nt tell that when Bilbo turned into a freakin gremlin
emily:
Your pic kicks so much ass!
katie:
drinky crow!
HAHAHAHA, that picture makes me look like sloth! 
I shaved my beard today, walking into the wind feels that much colder.