girthy

>ahem<

It's a God awful small affair
To the girl with the mousey hair,
But her mummy is yelling, "No!"
And her daddy has told her to go,
But her friend is no where to be seeeen.
Now she walks through her sunken dream
To the seats with the clearest view
And she's hooked to the silver screen,
But the film is sadd'ning bore
For she's lived it ten times or mooore.
She could spit in the eyes of fools
As they ask her to focus on

Saaaiiiiilors
Fighting in the dance hall.
Oh man!
Look at those cavemen go.
It's the freakiest showowooow.
Take a look at the laaaaawman
Beating up the wrong guy.
Oh man!
Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling showowooow.
Is there life on Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-arrarrrarrs?

It's on America's tortured brow
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow.
Now the workers have struck for fame
'Cause Lennon's on sale again.
See the mice in their million hooordes
From Ibeza to the Norfolk Broads.
Rule Britannia is out of booouuunds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns,
But the film is a sadd'ning booore
'Cause I wrote it ten times or mooore.
It's about to be writ again
As I ask you to focus on

Saaaiiiiilors
Fighting in the dance hall.
Oh man!
Look at those cavemen go.
It's the freakiest showowooow.
Take a look at the laaaaawman
Beating up the wrong guy.
Oh man!
Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling showowooow.
Is there life on Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-arrarrrarrrs?

...

Hey man, sometimes you just gotta sing.