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I'm not going to lie, that does look cool.

Hey that place looks awesome, let me know if you go, i'd take a ride.

good luck taking a shower. (oohhhhh burn)

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Hello. I saw your post in the fuck you thread and just had to point out the good side of paying more for organic: in the long run the price will be worth it because of your having longer, healthier life.

...i've had alot of Elliot Smith days recently =(

im super bad at remembering jokes and the only one i can remember right now is one from elementary school era...
why did the football team go to the bank??


to get there quarterback. i know its real cheesy like something youd find on a burger king kids meal or something but its all i got.
if i was there i would tickle you and you would laugh and giggle im sure of it..
hope things are better today

What's brown and sticky?

...while serving in Iraq, after about the 8th mortar attack, after about the second or third time I was shot at, after my buddy got his legs blown off by an IED, I understood that every second that I spent alive was a gift; something that could be revoked at any moment, without warning, and no negotiation is possible....

the wierdest thing is to work really, really hard all day, get no sleep, then head out into patrols that night, uncertain that you will see the sun again... i always figured that if I was going to die, I like one last beer, or a cigar, or maybe just to speak to family one last time.... that option does not exist, and you understand that however close one is, you will always die alone, and thtat is the most romantic part of death...

I only wish that maybe I did something memorable for at least one person, however insignificant it may seem. I don't wish to be remembered, just that maybe I helped someone in some way...

I hated that movie...

My roommate is so terrible about grocery shopping. The list last night was kitty litter.

We left with: kitty litter, a big box of super pretzels, a huge ass thing of chicken nuggest, ice cream, and cookies.

Notice how none of that is healthy?

I collect cookbooks. I do not, however, cook very much anymore. (My youngest is picky and our schedules are hectic in the evening. It always ends with me nuking mac'n'cheese after spending hours on bragiole and gnocchi.) It's like porn for me. Read about the quality stuff while munching junk food. Exactly like porn.

Well, my gut reaction is myth, but... I can sometimes do what sapperDevil is saying up there^^, so maybe it's not so farfetched.

im not sure if its a myth or not ... osrry i cant help more ...

Elliot smith and Damien rice over james blunt any day... and I know the bugger...

Ahh, mom issues.... Good times.

Is your clean room still making you happy?

yeah i want sex with a hott girl too ....

... Hi! ...

happy belated birthday!