Creepy guy at work asked me to go to the ballet with him. I knew this was happen. I called it the minute he had his season's tickets delivered to the office. He asked some other poor girl, but she "backed out". Barfed is more like it. Good for her. I don't understand Creepy Guy. Why does he insist on hitting on me even after...
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Sad monkey having a bad day.
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trixel:
I ADORE your making fiends t-shirt. I saw it the psw thread. 
sprat:
Buck up, chicken. Or take it out on someone you don't much care for. 
Thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes. As much as I hate to get rid of the journal entry with the most comments I have ever seen, it's time for a birthday picture update.
Dogslife took me to see the pearls at the Royal Ontario Musem (ROM), 'cept they kept the lights very low, so as to discourage picture taking. They pretty much discouraged reading...
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Dogslife took me to see the pearls at the Royal Ontario Musem (ROM), 'cept they kept the lights very low, so as to discourage picture taking. They pretty much discouraged reading...
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perdy:
hee hee there is someone else in the world called Ginny (thats why I couldn't have it as a name), I've never met one before....not a real one anyway......i have however met a Ginny hamster and a Ginny horse........is nice to meet you
the_mad_monk:
good for you!!! Damn the man!!!
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oryx:
i've actually been a fan of his for a while. i read 'the shadow of the sun' while i was in africa, and picked up two copies of it when i got home. one for mom and one for me. i wasn't able to find any of his other books in kelowna and kept being told they were out of print when i went hunting for them. i was very surprised to find these on thursday. i can't wait to get into them.
kestrel:
If Varekai comes through where you are, SEE it!
obd:
*removes cap, bows head*
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skryche:
The first time I read your comment about Liverpudlian accents I though you were asking why there was a "d" in "grandfather". Now I realize.
You think that's strange-- People who live in Chester are Kestrians (I was a Kestrian for a year), but people who live in Manchester are Mancunians (not Mankestrians).
You think that's strange-- People who live in Chester are Kestrians (I was a Kestrian for a year), but people who live in Manchester are Mancunians (not Mankestrians).
oryx:
oh wow. that looks amazing...
i will have to see what mom thinks, though. hmm...
i will have to see what mom thinks, though. hmm...
I'm in some trouble....
Ginny Short-Stuff CAUGHT WITH ALLEGED PROSTITUTES IN MOTEL RAID
BY LINDSAY ROBERTSON
Thu, Nov 4, 2004 at 10:52:31 EST
Tranna, Ontario (INDY) - First Lady of the NHS, Ginny Short-Stuff, was arrested in the wee hours of Saturday morning, after police raided a suspected brothel being run out of a Ontario motel.
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Ginny Short-Stuff CAUGHT WITH ALLEGED PROSTITUTES IN MOTEL RAID
BY LINDSAY ROBERTSON
Thu, Nov 4, 2004 at 10:52:31 EST
Tranna, Ontario (INDY) - First Lady of the NHS, Ginny Short-Stuff, was arrested in the wee hours of Saturday morning, after police raided a suspected brothel being run out of a Ontario motel.
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superflea:
Is it 90s edition Trivial Pursuit?
Because I bought that like the week before the girl got sick and haven't had the chance to even open it yet.
I'm thinking that must be remedied when she's roadworthy.
Because I bought that like the week before the girl got sick and haven't had the chance to even open it yet.
I'm thinking that must be remedied when she's roadworthy.
siv:
So it's a funny story about them thar photos.
Three days ago in my inbox, i get a mail from my printing service which states that they suspect i have VIOLATED SOMEONE ELSE'S COPYRIGHT and cannot process one of my orders. I had no way of knowing whose order it was, and therefore, even, which picture i had to immediately cram so far up their collective asses as to cause internal bruising and cattarhs. It pisses me off that they won't TELL YOU which one so can prove them the fuck wrong within seconds.
Apparently the lucky winnar was you
Which means that as a painter, i'm flattered, i think? I don't think anyone else ordered prints of my paintings, so i'm guessing it was one of them. I'm going to try to find another printers now.
Three days ago in my inbox, i get a mail from my printing service which states that they suspect i have VIOLATED SOMEONE ELSE'S COPYRIGHT and cannot process one of my orders. I had no way of knowing whose order it was, and therefore, even, which picture i had to immediately cram so far up their collective asses as to cause internal bruising and cattarhs. It pisses me off that they won't TELL YOU which one so can prove them the fuck wrong within seconds.
Apparently the lucky winnar was you
Which means that as a painter, i'm flattered, i think? I don't think anyone else ordered prints of my paintings, so i'm guessing it was one of them. I'm going to try to find another printers now.
ginny:
For Posting
America,
Godammit, what are you thinking?
Ginny.
p.s.
Nader, thanks. Looks like you really made a dent in this election.
Godammit, what are you thinking?
Ginny.
p.s.
Nader, thanks. Looks like you really made a dent in this election.
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mk700c:
Yeah.
crap.
balls.
Tomorrow my friends and I are going to put ourselves together and decide what to do about it.
Today, we're going to get drunk.
very drunk.
crap.
balls.
Tomorrow my friends and I are going to put ourselves together and decide what to do about it.
Today, we're going to get drunk.
very drunk.
kestrel:
Political wha?
Sorry, I was right here:
Sorry, I was right here:
Just because you crack a few sexual jokes with your best friend who is helping with hang and focus, doesn't mean your technician gets to tickle you.
Even if his name is Ace.
Am I right?
Even if his name is Ace.
Am I right?
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scopitone6248:
Then wait until you catch him at the top of a tall staircase, casually flirt with him, pretend to shove him down the stairs, share a laugh, and then blow his head off.
Today, boys and girls, a little old man offered Ginny 900 dollars to spank him--clothed, mind you.
This is how it went down.
I'm sitting, minding my own business in the coffee shop at the large format bookstore, reading my newly purchased Frances Hodgson Burnett book. (A kids' book, for chrissakes!) A little old man with a cane sits next to me, and...
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This is how it went down.
I'm sitting, minding my own business in the coffee shop at the large format bookstore, reading my newly purchased Frances Hodgson Burnett book. (A kids' book, for chrissakes!) A little old man with a cane sits next to me, and...
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menotyou:
Fuck! I would spank his bare ass, call him daddy, and piss in his mouth for $900.
Hello new Bose sound system! Goodbye debt!
Yes....I have no shame.
Hello new Bose sound system! Goodbye debt!
Yes....I have no shame.
hellkitten:
I would've done it only when I had the 900 in my hand. Spank with one hand, fan myself with my new windfall with the other ,o)
This weekend was a lot of fun.
While mk700c visited Tranna, I learned a few things, mostly about the Americans versus the Canadians.
- Canadians say pop. Not all Americans say soda.
- Michigan gets the Ceeb.
- When playing 90s Trivial Pursuit, answer any Wired question with "AOL" and you have an 80% chance of getting the question right. The other 20% is taken...
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While mk700c visited Tranna, I learned a few things, mostly about the Americans versus the Canadians.
- Canadians say pop. Not all Americans say soda.
- Michigan gets the Ceeb.
- When playing 90s Trivial Pursuit, answer any Wired question with "AOL" and you have an 80% chance of getting the question right. The other 20% is taken...
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drake:
i don't know if Orlando Bloom even qualifies as a boy. 
scopitone6248:
I finally looked at that site. Some guy named "McConchie" is going to tell me what is cool?
If he told me that in a dream he'd better wake up and apologize for being so lame.
If he told me that in a dream he'd better wake up and apologize for being so lame.
My father's "communists" thing is a joke. He doesn't actually mean "communist"... He has a strange sense of humor and it's hard to explain what he actually does mean.