- Confession: I really like my SG name. Its cute. I dont want to lose it. Soenough with the silly games. (The monster can stay up for a while longer.)
- I am the perfect picture of a 50s house wife today with my scoop neck sweater, circle skirt with green bow, and matching green sweater. The skirt has embroidered giraffes and wildebeest. Beat that.
- When...
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mk700c:
I'm so confused... spell check? Where did this come from.
oryx:
i do have girafferilicious (sp?) spoons. they came all the way from zambia!
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asreal1:
You know what else they did? They wedged the parcel card into my mailbox YESTERDAY. So, I picked up the parcel the 29th, got notification on the 6th, and actually got it on the 5th.
GOGO CANADA POST.
GOGO CANADA POST.
acidgrampa:
And now your staring down 10 to 20 in the state pen.
We'll, it's the first thing I typed this morning....
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We'll, it's the first thing I typed this morning....
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Updating you all on the Christmas holidays seems a little silly now. I missed my chance. Blame it on the bronchitis and lockjaw, if you must.
I think the best part of my holidays (other than the long hours spent with Mad About You, ER, and West Wing) was the visit to the coolest portion of Dogslife's extended family. It's all downhill from here....
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I think the best part of my holidays (other than the long hours spent with Mad About You, ER, and West Wing) was the visit to the coolest portion of Dogslife's extended family. It's all downhill from here....
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kestrel:
You really should be, I think...
menotyou:
How's your jaw? Still wired shut?
Blah. Sick. I'll talk to y'all when my skin stops hurting.
Tomorrow: ER and Mad About You marathons in bed.
Tomorrow: ER and Mad About You marathons in bed.
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menotyou:
Maybe, but they knew something was off. Enough that several people pulled out their cameras to capture the specticle. Also, I'm sure many of those people felt the earthquake from that morning.
The simply fact is...unless there is a reef, you should never ever ever[//i] see a 10 foot wave far out to sea. The deeper the water, the smaller the waves. Now granted that isn't necessarily intuitive, but anyone that spends any time at all by the ocean would recognize this is not normal.
**Forgive spelling errors. I don't have a spell checker and the font size is barely readable.
The simply fact is...unless there is a reef, you should never ever ever[//i] see a 10 foot wave far out to sea. The deeper the water, the smaller the waves. Now granted that isn't necessarily intuitive, but anyone that spends any time at all by the ocean would recognize this is not normal.
**Forgive spelling errors. I don't have a spell checker and the font size is barely readable.
obd:
skin hurting!?!? ouch. feel better soon.
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kestrel:
Duh!
quilty:
Huh?
Bring me to a guitar shop, and I'll believe anything you tell me.
What's that?, pointing to Fret Fast.
It makes you play faster.
Really?
If I were your roadie, I would...
What's that?, pointing to Fret Fast.
It makes you play faster.
Really?
If I were your roadie, I would...
- ...carry your guitar and guitar stand.
- ...always bring you a stool when you need it.
- ...test all the mics with the phrase Hello Cleveland!
- ...put tic tacs in your pick holder....
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nihil_:
You could be my roadie, if I still had time to be in a band. Then I could be know as "that guy with the hot roadie"
quilty:
Hehe...the last one made me laugh. Actually they all did.
It's times like these, when you have to sift through emails that you transferred from your old laptop so you can start fresh with your new one, that you really appreciate what you have. This crazy feeling in the pit of my stomach is exactly what I signed up for.
Long-term relationships are funny things, kids.
Long-term relationships are funny things, kids.
acidgrampa:
I once had an entire 2.5 year relationship in saved phone messages. Trip.
I had my first round of physio today for the jaw. I'm sore.
The guy seemed really nervous. Maybe he usually deals with old men. He apologized for everything, including the grape gloves he had. He got all flustered when the ultrasound gel got in my hair, and he seemed a little awkward asking me if my jaw problems have interrupted my leisure activities in...
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The guy seemed really nervous. Maybe he usually deals with old men. He apologized for everything, including the grape gloves he had. He got all flustered when the ultrasound gel got in my hair, and he seemed a little awkward asking me if my jaw problems have interrupted my leisure activities in...
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asreal1:
Really. One was completely gone, the other was badly mangled. I almost wanted to take pictures of what was left for evidence, but it was just too sad.
Darcy is not a normal german shepherd, despite the papers that we have that say otherwise. She's about twice the size of a normal female shepherd and is completely impossible to train. She's really incredibly intelligent, but she's completely driven by instinct. She can open doors to let herself in and out of the house, but she rarely comes when she's called unless she thinks there will be a treat for her. In other words, she's a complete menace and a certified gerbil-eater.
Darcy is not a normal german shepherd, despite the papers that we have that say otherwise. She's about twice the size of a normal female shepherd and is completely impossible to train. She's really incredibly intelligent, but she's completely driven by instinct. She can open doors to let herself in and out of the house, but she rarely comes when she's called unless she thinks there will be a treat for her. In other words, she's a complete menace and a certified gerbil-eater.
velocity:
You should have told him, "Leisure activities? Why yes, it certainly has put a damper on opening pickle jars with my teeth."
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mk700c:
Ah, I see you were referring to something that I wrote. See, I probably would have gotten that had I remembered I wrote it.
menotyou:
Dude. Boil your tongue. God only knows how many people had to touch that during assembly.
Ooh. Better yet, sterilize with alcohol!
Ooh. Better yet, sterilize with alcohol!
Though my jaw is still locked, things are looking up.
I saw a specialist today for my jaw. He was very nice, though he had nails that seemed too long for a man. However, I was expecting Steve Martins Dentist from Little Shop of Horrors, so this was a huge improvement. Apparently I have TMD and I have to get my wisdom teeth out. However,...
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I saw a specialist today for my jaw. He was very nice, though he had nails that seemed too long for a man. However, I was expecting Steve Martins Dentist from Little Shop of Horrors, so this was a huge improvement. Apparently I have TMD and I have to get my wisdom teeth out. However,...
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oryx:
no, it's about 5 degrees here. but she did an excellent job of looking warm, no?
edit: ^ ha! slave driver my ass! alright, well, maybe a little...
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edit: ^ ha! slave driver my ass! alright, well, maybe a little...
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hellkitten:
Hey hun, how's the jaw coming along? Are the muscle relaxants working?
Question... what kind of camera did you use to take 'preview for prom'? I'm looking for a good digital camera that can take super close, yet super clear pictures. I'm tempted to buy that one with Steven Tyler in the commercial simply because it's so small
Question... what kind of camera did you use to take 'preview for prom'? I'm looking for a good digital camera that can take super close, yet super clear pictures. I'm tempted to buy that one with Steven Tyler in the commercial simply because it's so small
UPDATE:
Thank you for the concern.
I'm going to see a TMJ specialist tomorrow. I also got some muscle relaxants that have made my body very clumsy, but my jaw is still locked. Weeeeeee!
I got to play with Oryx's camera at her Christmas get-together yesterday. I even attempted some of the classic mk under-the-table photography. You can judge the results for yourself the...
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Thank you for the concern.
I'm going to see a TMJ specialist tomorrow. I also got some muscle relaxants that have made my body very clumsy, but my jaw is still locked. Weeeeeee!
I got to play with Oryx's camera at her Christmas get-together yesterday. I even attempted some of the classic mk under-the-table photography. You can judge the results for yourself the...
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superflea:
You two are invited absolutely any time! 
oryx:
^ hey, asshole, what about me?!
Lockjaw Diary, Day 3
Not being able to open my mouth wider than about an inch and a half since Saturday has taken its toll. I tire of drooling like Kirk Douglas after his stroke, and lisping like Carol Channing. I am comforted only by the fact that today I could bite tiny things with little discomfort. If I am still writing this diary by...
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Not being able to open my mouth wider than about an inch and a half since Saturday has taken its toll. I tire of drooling like Kirk Douglas after his stroke, and lisping like Carol Channing. I am comforted only by the fact that today I could bite tiny things with little discomfort. If I am still writing this diary by...
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obd:
ouch.
feel better.
feel better.
hellkitten:
Ouch! how did that happen? Remember: smoothies are your friend! 