gilberto

I was riding my bike through Battery Park when there was a naked hippy dancing to 10 didjeridoos, moving to and fro. Next thing I know I am awoken by two lizards licking my face and slapping me with their tails. "I'm Phil, this is my brother Moonbuzz, follow us". They lived in a little nook around the battery and we talked about california babes for two weeks straight.

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