I was riding my bike through Battery Park when there was a naked hippy dancing to 10 didjeridoos, moving to and fro. Next thing I know I am awoken by two lizards licking my face and slapping me with their tails. "I'm Phil, this is my brother Moonbuzz, follow us". They lived in a little nook around the battery and we talked about california babes...
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I bought a bike and it's now really cold. The skin off my face just peeled off and now I am eating it with ice cream. Recycle. Bicycle. Icicle. If anyone can find a 4th you win a prize.
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gremlinz:
motorcycle
now kick me in the face
now kick me in the face
laurannahidabing:
Cylical?
HAHA you just had your babies eaten. ... and since you're a man and technically can't have babies you just had your swimmers eaten wait... how the hell is that punishment?
HAHA you just had your babies eaten. ... and since you're a man and technically can't have babies you just had your swimmers eaten wait... how the hell is that punishment?
Turns out I am fine... the blood was just some ketchup I spilled on my arm the other night when I was eating that grilled cheese sandwhich. And I just remembered my penis shrinks every 3 months because I play around with it too much. It's like those guns in halo(tm) that when you shoot toofast/toomanytimes; it overheats and you have to wait for it...
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gilberto:
I have webcam pictures?
gilberto:
yeah i do i forgot about those. that would be my roommates fishtank, she loves fish but doesn't love to take care of them.
So I saw this cat on the street and it was making odd noises so I went to pet it and it bit my arm. My arm has been bleeding for 3 days straight now and I think I should go to the doctors. Plus my penis has shrunk a whole inch, what gives?
He gave me some music & movies, a new coat, a wok, and some money that I used to buy guitars with. Thanks for coming Santa
laurannahidabing:
hope your exams went well. I was lucky enough to have mine done with before my christmas break. Happy new year to you I'll keep checkin out the garbage once in a while.
laurannahidabing:
I'm taking Film and Broadcasting at Centennial. It's a really interesting course thats forced me to look at the media and television more critically.
merry christmas to you flemwads
laurannahidabing:
ha which aphex twin song?
Have you seen the david firth- salad finger shorts?
A lot of the fat-pie flash has aphex twin..
Have you seen the david firth- salad finger shorts?
A lot of the fat-pie flash has aphex twin..
gilberto:
what? are you crazy?
i would like to fuck you up the bumhole. and then i will sneak into your room. and cut your cock off. and stuff it in my mouth. and chew them up with my little pooooliees.
lucy:
Tom Waits. Douglas Adams. Waking Life.
You rule.
You rule.
gremlinz:
me next
wam bickety bam good day mam
saw pinback, they were good... the bassist is awesome, he has spider legs as fingers. and rob crowe is the shitzel. my friend kirrk came up and stayed over, he kept trying to twist the hair on my thighs with me and him in my bed so i had to make him sleep in the living room. and he...
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saw pinback, they were good... the bassist is awesome, he has spider legs as fingers. and rob crowe is the shitzel. my friend kirrk came up and stayed over, he kept trying to twist the hair on my thighs with me and him in my bed so i had to make him sleep in the living room. and he...
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gilberto:
the public cares, spread this shit kirk is a wildwad of ball tingles
gremlinz:
I'm a pirate.
[Edited on Nov 06, 2004 1:52AM]
I'm a pirate.
[Edited on Nov 06, 2004 1:52AM]
Will Smith is like a car driving down the streets with both doors OPEN
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gilberto:
with a shovel?
gremlinz:
no, with a spoon
NOTE TO SELF: Find out when DJ Wintergreen sleeps... and where he sleeps
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gremlinz:
oops
[Edited on Mar 01, 2005 1:23AM]
[Edited on Mar 01, 2005 1:23AM]
kirrk:
everyone just come you idiotas!
REPTILIANS. Man are they crazy. My friend DJ Wintergreen has one and it likes to lick people when they come over. Which would be fine if it just licked my choda, but everytime I go to play with the thing it licks my eyeballs and it hurts like a bee stinging a babies nipples. So I had to throw wintergreen perfume at it to stop...
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hello_kitten:
Gosh darn, you're cute. 
I like to fart while I engineer audio
gremlinz:
doesn't matter.
cuz i don't.
[Edited on Mar 01, 2005 1:24AM]
cuz i don't.
[Edited on Mar 01, 2005 1:24AM]
sweetbean:
audio engineering sounds very fun. And I really want to see I Heart Huckabees. Looks awesome.
Thanks for your email btw. You are too sweet. If you'd really like to be my friend, just ask to be added and I promise I will!
Thanks for your email btw. You are too sweet. If you'd really like to be my friend, just ask to be added and I promise I will!
have a drunken night of debauchery.