gilberto

Turns out I am fine... the blood was just some ketchup I spilled on my arm the other night when I was eating that grilled cheese sandwhich. And I just remembered my penis shrinks every 3 months because I play around with it too much. It's like those guns in halo(tm) that when you shoot toofast/toomanytimes; it overheats and you have to wait for it to cool down before using it again. But I have an excuse better than killing aliens... world hunger

Thanks everyone for your support but I am fine now