Hello boys and girls 
Its Monday- ugh but I had a pretty awesome weekend!
On Saturday I get a surprise call while I was at work from my best friend Lauren from high school. I haven't seen her in a bout a year because she's been in another city for university, but she just finished her degree and decided to come into to town to see me.
We had such an interesting day later that evening around 7pm, when Lauren, my bf, my brother, his gf and I decided to play some parking lot hacky sack etc. while drinking Vodka Rockstars. We played for so fucking long and then my neighbors from across the hall (two brothers) started riding their dirt bike in the field by the parking lot. I have lived in my building for 3 yrs and never really talked to these guys and they ended up being rad dudes. We played hacky sack for like 4 hours then went and continued drinking at my apartment (which apparently is the exact backwards version of theirs lol)
Well ladies and gentlemen, I always do a really good job at embarrassing myself in front of strangers because after quite a few vodka rockstars, vodka mudshakes, mojitos, coronas, gin and jack Daniels shots ( omg I never realized how much dirty mixing I did till now!) with my brother beat boxing- I began freestyling
BAHAHAHA WTF??? I dont remember much except some of my other neighnors were having a party and were also out on their balcony- so we yelled over to them to give us and word and they yelled back "sign language"
So I had to freestyle about sign language,
I dont really remember how it went but apparantly it started like
"yo bitch! make me a sandwich- what dont you understand, am I talking sign language?, hooker when I talk to you, u better listen- this is the hand sign ( *pretend to hold my weiner*) for On your face I be pissin ! "
Who knew I was so pimp... lucky I dont own any ladies cus from the sounds of it, I'd be a pretty mean pimp..... and I'd have deaf hoes.... and I be slappin em....
But anyways, apparantly I was dropping "shit like a pigeon" too....
BAhahahaha oh man....
Oh and then I started scrapping with my brother- Offering quite the many love punches to the chest- as per trhe bruises on my knuckles...
Well I know Jack Daniels and I dont go together so good....
But anyways,
I'll finish up sayin I Love all a y'all bitches
and heres some shitty quality pics, yup...
to help you suckas get yo' dick up!
Oh man Im on FYA!! lolololol
p.s. I still need help with this :
Pwetty Pweez
http://tenacioussnewlaptop.chipin.com/a-laptop
Its Monday- ugh but I had a pretty awesome weekend! On Saturday I get a surprise call while I was at work from my best friend Lauren from high school. I haven't seen her in a bout a year because she's been in another city for university, but she just finished her degree and decided to come into to town to see me.
We had such an interesting day later that evening around 7pm, when Lauren, my bf, my brother, his gf and I decided to play some parking lot hacky sack etc. while drinking Vodka Rockstars. We played for so fucking long and then my neighbors from across the hall (two brothers) started riding their dirt bike in the field by the parking lot. I have lived in my building for 3 yrs and never really talked to these guys and they ended up being rad dudes. We played hacky sack for like 4 hours then went and continued drinking at my apartment (which apparently is the exact backwards version of theirs lol)
Well ladies and gentlemen, I always do a really good job at embarrassing myself in front of strangers because after quite a few vodka rockstars, vodka mudshakes, mojitos, coronas, gin and jack Daniels shots ( omg I never realized how much dirty mixing I did till now!) with my brother beat boxing- I began freestyling
BAHAHAHA WTF??? I dont remember much except some of my other neighnors were having a party and were also out on their balcony- so we yelled over to them to give us and word and they yelled back "sign language"
So I had to freestyle about sign language,
I dont really remember how it went but apparantly it started like
"yo bitch! make me a sandwich- what dont you understand, am I talking sign language?, hooker when I talk to you, u better listen- this is the hand sign ( *pretend to hold my weiner*) for On your face I be pissin ! "
Who knew I was so pimp... lucky I dont own any ladies cus from the sounds of it, I'd be a pretty mean pimp..... and I'd have deaf hoes.... and I be slappin em....
But anyways, apparantly I was dropping "shit like a pigeon" too....
BAhahahaha oh man....
Oh and then I started scrapping with my brother- Offering quite the many love punches to the chest- as per trhe bruises on my knuckles...
Well I know Jack Daniels and I dont go together so good....
But anyways,
I'll finish up sayin I Love all a y'all bitches
and heres some shitty quality pics, yup...
to help you suckas get yo' dick up!
Oh man Im on FYA!! lolololol
p.s. I still need help with this :
Pwetty Pweez
http://tenacioussnewlaptop.chipin.com/a-laptop
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amberetta:
how the hell do you get ur Rumor to take decently colored pics?? Mine take a lot of yellowish tinted pics. It sucks ballz. Quite a party lady!! Seems like you were the life of it! Should have known! I 
ur hair btw! 
ur hair btw!
amberetta:
HOLY BATMAN BALLS!! Thank you so much! *taking some pics*
HOLY BATMAN BALLS!! Thank you so much! *taking some pics*