To the greatest girl on this entire website, the lovely and talented Sionkali!
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, check it out: I finally have a friend!
And a drop-dead gorgeous one at that...how cool is that?
For those who DON'T know, the insanely beautiful Sionkali is a student/bartender/aspiring SuicideGirl from East Stroudsburg, PA. (And while I don't know where that is, exactly, it nevertheless strikes me as a place almost as interesting as Barnwell, SC.) And, in addition to being hot enough to start her own nuclear chain reaction, she's also surprisingly modest and a lot of fun to talk to as well. I'm just fortunate to have met her before Hollywood discovered her and convinced her she's too good to talk to a peon like me.
So, fellow netizens, check her out, say hello, and lobby the hell out of this website to give this woman her own photoset. Her, not becoming the next SuicideGirl...well, that's a thought too terrible to even consider.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, check it out: I finally have a friend!

For those who DON'T know, the insanely beautiful Sionkali is a student/bartender/aspiring SuicideGirl from East Stroudsburg, PA. (And while I don't know where that is, exactly, it nevertheless strikes me as a place almost as interesting as Barnwell, SC.) And, in addition to being hot enough to start her own nuclear chain reaction, she's also surprisingly modest and a lot of fun to talk to as well. I'm just fortunate to have met her before Hollywood discovered her and convinced her she's too good to talk to a peon like me.
So, fellow netizens, check her out, say hello, and lobby the hell out of this website to give this woman her own photoset. Her, not becoming the next SuicideGirl...well, that's a thought too terrible to even consider.
I'm so incredbily touched I don't know what to say........
By the way, the plural for "Leaf" is "Leaves", not "Leafs"!