Hello Interweb people.
How are you?
I am well, thank you for asking.
The weather is quite present today, is it not?
Humidity is punisment for living in a cultural wasteland.
Why I'm moving:
The city of Orlando is actually considering (sadly, this is not a joke) erecting a BRONZE STATUE of
... wait for it...
Justin fucking Timberlake.
Because he lived here? Because anyone cares? Because Central Florida just hasn't been the laughing stock of the country for at least, oh, 15 minutes?
I'm crying inside.
They want to spend the local arts money on bronze statues of the famous people who have lived here in order to give us some cultural history. Ok - I get it.
Names up for "Bronzing":
1. Zora Neale Hurston. Cool
2. Jack Kerouac. Fucking Cool.
3. John Young - Astronaut - cool I guess.
4. Mayor Bob Carr - yawn.
5. Delta Burke - yes the actress Delta Burke. They had better have a lot of Bronze. (starting to get embarrassing, but still she was on designing women! -sigh-)
6. Dale Earnhardt. - Well, we do live a hour away from Daytona, so I get it, but... aww geez people, I'm cringing.
7. Local Arts Liason Terry Olsen. - Now get this. I know this guy. I like this guy. But. He's not famous. He hasn't done anything to merit having a statue made of him, except that - get this - he is the one who came up with the statue idea. They want to make a statue of him because he came up with the idea to put up statues of famous people! Dear God this isn't funny anymore.
8. Justin Timberlake. nuff said. (except this - why not Christina Aguilara? or Brittney? or Mandy Moore? - because if they erected a statue of any one of them in Orlando, it would be dry-humped before the bronze paint was dry. fucking philistines.)
Ok. Enough ranting.
Something cool about orlando:
a Great theatre company
How are you?
I am well, thank you for asking.
The weather is quite present today, is it not?
Humidity is punisment for living in a cultural wasteland.
Why I'm moving:
The city of Orlando is actually considering (sadly, this is not a joke) erecting a BRONZE STATUE of
... wait for it...
Justin fucking Timberlake.
Because he lived here? Because anyone cares? Because Central Florida just hasn't been the laughing stock of the country for at least, oh, 15 minutes?
I'm crying inside.
They want to spend the local arts money on bronze statues of the famous people who have lived here in order to give us some cultural history. Ok - I get it.
Names up for "Bronzing":
1. Zora Neale Hurston. Cool
2. Jack Kerouac. Fucking Cool.
3. John Young - Astronaut - cool I guess.
4. Mayor Bob Carr - yawn.
5. Delta Burke - yes the actress Delta Burke. They had better have a lot of Bronze. (starting to get embarrassing, but still she was on designing women! -sigh-)
6. Dale Earnhardt. - Well, we do live a hour away from Daytona, so I get it, but... aww geez people, I'm cringing.
7. Local Arts Liason Terry Olsen. - Now get this. I know this guy. I like this guy. But. He's not famous. He hasn't done anything to merit having a statue made of him, except that - get this - he is the one who came up with the statue idea. They want to make a statue of him because he came up with the idea to put up statues of famous people! Dear God this isn't funny anymore.
8. Justin Timberlake. nuff said. (except this - why not Christina Aguilara? or Brittney? or Mandy Moore? - because if they erected a statue of any one of them in Orlando, it would be dry-humped before the bronze paint was dry. fucking philistines.)
Ok. Enough ranting.
Something cool about orlando:
a Great theatre company