So @missy and @rambo want to know what the biggest lie I ever told was, so here goes.
It was probably 1999 or 2000. It was the middle of the holiday season and I was at the mall buying god-knows-what for who-the-fuck-knows. All I remember well was that I was sitting on my then-fat ass because I'd totally and completely had enough of that lunacy....
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So after a long hiatus, I'm back to tackle this week's @bloghomework so @rambo and @missy I hope you like my ideas...
This is a tough one because I've reached the age when thoughts like "kids these days..." fill my head but I, like every generation before mine, feel like there are things younger generations just don't get. It's hard to narrow it down to...
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So this week's @bloghomework is an interesting one, especially with a $1.3 billion lottery prize up for grabs. I would personally take the lump sum payout, pay my taxes, and live VERY comfortably on the interest for the rest of my days. At about $6 million a year, I'm pretty sure I could live well and knock every last thing on my list off in...
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When I saw this @bloghomework topic I thought, "OMGs, don't even get me started..." but since I now can't stop thinking about it (thank you @rambo and @missy) the story has to be told. With Food porn for added effect. It's necessary.
If anyone has been following my blog you know that I recently lost a metric fuckton of weight (see my "Dealing With Haters"...
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So this week's @bloghomework is one that should be really easy for me, so @missy and @rambo here ya go...
People have varying opinions on the notion that you don't die until it's your time. All I can say to that is, if it isn't true explain this:
The year was 1993. The time was 6:30 PM. It was incidentally six years to the MINUTE...
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This week's @bloghomework caught my attention for an interesting reason. A lot of people don't know that I lost a metric fuck-ton of weight between May of 2013 and October of 2014 and have managed to keep it off so far. How much is a fuck-ton? Just shy of 200 pounds. Yeah, you read it right. Here's what I looked like before:
And you can
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I just had a look at the recent @bloghomework topics and wishing that life had slowed down long enough for me to tackle some of these subjects but alas...
So this week it's going to be short an sweet.
What made me feel good this week?
Buying my ticket for Blackheart Burlesque in Rhode Island in October.
It felt extra good to move the cursor...
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This weeks @bloghomework has me thinking about how much TV I've been watching lately. I think this list is going to look pretty basic around here but if @rambo wants to know what I'm watching, by the gods she's going to get the straight shit. So here is said straight shit (don't you just love alliterative profanity?).
Current Shows
1. Better Call Saul - every...
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