Cute blog. There really was a snake in my boot, last year camping. And yes I was drunk, when I pulled my boot off. Before entering the the camper trailer. The next morning, first one up, and hungover wanting coffee. Excited the camper in my boxers, bare feet looking for my boots. I got one boot on, went to put the other boot on and was snake bit. By a little timber rattlesnake. I woke my girlfriend up, and told her to call 911, and the park rangers. I saved my own life, by cutting the bite open with a hunting knike. Lefting my foot to my mouth, and sucking the poison out. Then just fucking around with my girlfriend, I poured some whiskey on my foot. We where camping, on private property next to Mammoth Cave National Park. I really did save my life, because it took 2hrs for Park Rangers, and the 911 ambulance to find us. A timber rattlesnake bite is deadly.