Last night was the Clorox girls show for Slats memorial.
Lessons learned, while in a bar in Pioneer square, doing shots of whiskey with Justin from Clorox girls, then him buying beers, is a bad idea. Somewhere Someone decided I was too drunk (I wasn't even Evan/Funhouse/Blacked out drunk!) and said I should leave, right before the clorox girls fucking go on. I watched there...
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Lessons learned, while in a bar in Pioneer square, doing shots of whiskey with Justin from Clorox girls, then him buying beers, is a bad idea. Somewhere Someone decided I was too drunk (I wasn't even Evan/Funhouse/Blacked out drunk!) and said I should leave, right before the clorox girls fucking go on. I watched there...
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remj:
Where do you play shuffleboard at? The lava lounge next to Shorty's has a pretty new board. Rat & Raven across from Galway has a board. Big Time Brewery got rid of theirs...and Cantebury might as well have gotten rid of theirs. Does it even have wood left on the board?
barely:
I chose, instead of feeling incredibly depressed at the epic good times you're having in the city, to live vicariously through you.
Let's start off properly by railing some bitches. Deal?
Let's start off properly by railing some bitches. Deal?
Oh fuck.
I'm back.
I got my computer running again.
Today. I will catch everyone up on what's been going on the last 2 months. It's been fun.
There will be pictures.
Oh god, theres pictures.
I'm back.
I got my computer running again.
Today. I will catch everyone up on what's been going on the last 2 months. It's been fun.
There will be pictures.
Oh god, theres pictures.
leftofthedial:
You are alive! Looking forward to those pictures, my friend.
noend:
I'll be back for two weeks in May.
There will be pictures.
If we can focus....
There will be pictures.
If we can focus....
I love my motorcycle.
But let me tell you why.
There is something amazing hitting the road on a nice sunny day on your motorcycle. A lot of us in Washington (IE last night) drive in utter shitty weather most of the time. Rain, overcast, still wet roads, and it is still fun, and I love it, but it half sucks. It puts me...
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But let me tell you why.
There is something amazing hitting the road on a nice sunny day on your motorcycle. A lot of us in Washington (IE last night) drive in utter shitty weather most of the time. Rain, overcast, still wet roads, and it is still fun, and I love it, but it half sucks. It puts me...
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remj:
A friend is coming up to Seattle for an elopement-plus thing, and asked me about Canlis. I haven't heard about it, but certainly you have! Maybe. Thoughts?
leftofthedial:
Hey man, haven't heard from you in a while. Where ya been? See you at The Lepers show on Saturday?
So I cut the shit out of my hand at work the other day. Friday night, about to get slamming busy right when we open.
SO what do I do? Say "Offline for 5!" and walk down to the basement to patch up my hand.
Some gauze, paper towels, roll of tape, and a few rubber gloves do my some justice.
There's a lot of...
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SO what do I do? Say "Offline for 5!" and walk down to the basement to patch up my hand.
Some gauze, paper towels, roll of tape, and a few rubber gloves do my some justice.
There's a lot of...
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barely:
Bad people, Christians, and parents. At least from what I've been told. I try to spend my time away from those various corrupt folk.
Oh, and there's plenty more where that came from. Just wait til I'm in Seattle and we're drinking gratuitously. You'll be shocked and awed by the drunken half-ramble half-yelling that I'm capable of.
Oh, and there's plenty more where that came from. Just wait til I'm in Seattle and we're drinking gratuitously. You'll be shocked and awed by the drunken half-ramble half-yelling that I'm capable of.
barely:
Still in Orange, California. I was slated to visit in early March for a potential Muse/SSPU show, but a friend paid for my flight to see her in San Francisco instead (what a sweetheart, right?), so it looks like I'm going to postpone a little bit. I'll probably end up heading up there in April after I get my tax return so I have some cash to throw around needlessly for once.
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barely:
That it is, sir, that it is. Maybe this is a dumb question, but how is motorcycle riding in Seattle weather? You'd think all that rain would impact the time you spend getting your crotch used and abused by your new mechanical lady friend. Or is that an incorrect assumption?
barely:
I don't know if you meant that as innuendo or not, but for comedy's sake, I'm going to pretend that you did.
Also, yay, drinks! I'll be able to get my alcohol on legally in nine short days. (:
Also, yay, drinks! I'll be able to get my alcohol on legally in nine short days. (:
My motorcycle..is causing me some frustrations.
Won't start god damnit.
Oh how I love it, it's my baby, but man, like all children I just want to punch it in it's face at times.
Except unlike children, it doesn't have a soft fleshy face. It has a hard, unforgiving metal frame.
Oh, and I got a toy. I bought a DSLR Camera. Guess I should...
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Won't start god damnit.
Oh how I love it, it's my baby, but man, like all children I just want to punch it in it's face at times.
Except unlike children, it doesn't have a soft fleshy face. It has a hard, unforgiving metal frame.
Oh, and I got a toy. I bought a DSLR Camera. Guess I should...
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vidalia:
I'll get you preggers george.
vidalia:
That's what you'll be saying.
"I'm in nursing school. Fuck you"
One of many amazing quotes from tonight from drunk strangers in belltown
One of many amazing quotes from tonight from drunk strangers in belltown
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jonnyjonnyh:
She had a thumbtack in her pocket. And every time she looked at you, she dug the tack into her finger.
That's why she didn't cry. Making eye contact probably made her bleed though.
That's why she didn't cry. Making eye contact probably made her bleed though.
jonnyjonnyh:
It's an obscure song reference.
Last night I went out to dinner, and as a gift to the staff I brought them a case of beer.
They were pretty happy about it. The chef came out and talked to us. They also paid for our entire food bill.
I love this industry.
They were pretty happy about it. The chef came out and talked to us. They also paid for our entire food bill.
I love this industry.
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jonnyjonnyh:
You are so full of yourself! She's not saying you are the one that got away. She's saying it was YOUR FAULT!
Jesus man, now you are trying to copy me by saying you are someone's "The one that got away," just because someone said that about me!
"The one that got away," doesn't break up with you. They just, get away, and you stand by and watch, instead of saying something about it.
Jesus man!
Jesus man, now you are trying to copy me by saying you are someone's "The one that got away," just because someone said that about me!
"The one that got away," doesn't break up with you. They just, get away, and you stand by and watch, instead of saying something about it.
Jesus man!
barely:
Okay, I'm just going to come out and say this. The Ace Hotel is the ridiculously good looking guy in a public setting that I would subtly flirt with, brushing my hand along his, casually pressing my body against. I'd talk to my girlfriends about how he seems so incredible, and how I'd be the luckiest girl in the world to have.
The Max Hotel is his step-down (although still viably attractive) friend who I'd end up drunkenly making out with in the backseat of a cab at the end of the night.
Although, when I took the virtual tour of the Max, I appreciated the fact that they accompanied the video with a soundtack like a 70s porn groove.
However, I'm cheap, poor, and all my friends in Washington aren't in the Seattle area. Car sleeping, it is!
The Max Hotel is his step-down (although still viably attractive) friend who I'd end up drunkenly making out with in the backseat of a cab at the end of the night.
Although, when I took the virtual tour of the Max, I appreciated the fact that they accompanied the video with a soundtack like a 70s porn groove.
However, I'm cheap, poor, and all my friends in Washington aren't in the Seattle area. Car sleeping, it is!
So I hide the wild inclination of talking about my tattoos when I was drunk, with my webcam which I never use.
Just like my late night rock band videos, I'm sure I'll do one or two and be done.
However, here's an actual video blog-thing I made on the first wee hours of the year. Enjoy, I guess.
Just like my late night rock band videos, I'm sure I'll do one or two and be done.
However, here's an actual video blog-thing I made on the first wee hours of the year. Enjoy, I guess.
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barely:
by 'much reflection,' do you mean 'sobriety'?
(:
(:
barely:
absolutely we are. only when your drunken state keeps you from loving my nerdy attire does it become a problem, though.


I'm dumb, clearly. Haha.
Anyways, Ceannie came down for the chatter's party. He is a crazy fucking scot, and a total lightweight.