Hmmm yesterday as a whole?.... fuckin' awesome. Work wasn't too bad, the day went fast with no problems so I was happy.
Then, I had a great workout at the gym, grabbed a shower and then headed off downtown. The first thing that happened that made me ecstatic was that it only took me 20 minutes to get to mount vernon from where I work!! One of my hold-ups about moving down into the city would be the longer commute, but it turns out to be shorter then what I'm doing now
So then, I decide to head to donnas coffee shop on the corner of charles and madison. Walking to the place a guy I ran into a guy I used to work with at *shudders and blushes* banana republic and he was saying about how the old crew was getting together for drinks this sat. to celebrate our old manager getting married. So now I'm gonna see a bunch of old friends on sat who I haven't seen in over a year. Donna's turned out to be one of the best nights in recent memory. I used to go there so much in college with my friends Emma, Carrie and Sean and in a weird way it just feels like home to me. I had a Calvino book with me and I sat at the bar had a great sandwich, some green tea and was in heaven. There was this waitress working there too who was really cute and I inexplicably worked up the courage and "ballz" to initiate a conversation with her which carried on in between her waitressing duties for a good hour. Then, I really inexplicably had the balls to ask her out, but alas she has a bf, and she seemed genuinely sad to tell me and she said how flattered she was and if she didnt have a bf yadda yadda yadda. The best part was that we kept talking, it was no big deal so at least I made a new friend
It gave me confidence and hope just kinda going through with asking her out... its been 2 and half years so I'm a little rusty. What am I saying? I was ALWAYS rusty!!!
After that the night got really interesting
I headed down to Mercie's so we could go to "Tecla's Tribute to Porn Night" at the Ottobar. Well, Mercie's bf james was like 4 hours late getting to her house so we had time to smoke a good amount of pot and watch hilarious internet cartoons and eat oreos. James finally got there and we headed back into the city and had a blast at the ottobar. The 2 tvs over the bar had pron on them, in addition to the two lcd projectors playing porn on 8 foot tall screens. If you've never seen an 8 foot tall vagina getting eaten out, you AIN'T seen porn muthafucka. James' friend Matt was there (who incidentally is going to do my tattoo for me) and we all had a great time. A vodka tonic and some guiness later I was up getting my bare ass smacked by 3 women at once ONSTAGE in front of everyone there, it was fun as shit, and Tecla hits hard as shit
. Mercie also got her toosh smacked with a belt I believe, which has apparently left a pretty good mark
The night ended with us hanging at Papermoon till about 2am. Unfortunately, I didn't get home until about 2:50 and asleep until 3:30 and I had to be up in 3 hours. Needless to say I was a complete zombie at work today, but it was well worth it. I am terribly sorry for the length of this journal entry but what the fuck else do you have to do?????
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After that the night got really interesting
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luckily, things have gotten better with age. now i'm alright at engaging the ladies in light conversation, but i am a complete nut when it comes to keeping them around for more than a few months.