Alright, if you dont believe me that there are just some people in this world that are absolutely crackers and that they ALL live at the apartment community i work at....
This resident calls into the office and says that her bath tub is leaking all over the bathroom floor. She is irrate and telling me that for as long as she has lived here she will not put up with it. I assure her that the maintenance man will be out today to resolve the issue. I take down the service call and write up a request for maintenance. Harry, the maintenance guy, goes to her apartment and comes back after only being gone for about five minutes.
"So what is it? Leak from upstairs? Do we need to order a new tub?"
He just stares at me.
"Harry? What?! Is she dead?!!!"
He clears his throat and put his hands together like he's choking the resident....
"She has about TWENTY T-SHIRTS HUNG UP ALONG HER SHOWER ROD AND IT IS DRIPPING ON THE FLOOR!!!!"
"Welcome to the land of crackers, would you like front row or retard seating??"
This resident calls into the office and says that her bath tub is leaking all over the bathroom floor. She is irrate and telling me that for as long as she has lived here she will not put up with it. I assure her that the maintenance man will be out today to resolve the issue. I take down the service call and write up a request for maintenance. Harry, the maintenance guy, goes to her apartment and comes back after only being gone for about five minutes.
"So what is it? Leak from upstairs? Do we need to order a new tub?"
He just stares at me.
"Harry? What?! Is she dead?!!!"
He clears his throat and put his hands together like he's choking the resident....
"She has about TWENTY T-SHIRTS HUNG UP ALONG HER SHOWER ROD AND IT IS DRIPPING ON THE FLOOR!!!!"
"Welcome to the land of crackers, would you like front row or retard seating??"
causus:
What a dumbass bitch! I don't blame him for wanting to strangle her! 
hellkittenallie:
That's so sad. She must be "special."