Resident walks into a rental office with a plugged a/c filter under one arm and a piece of wet carpet in the other.
Resident: "My a/c has leaked all over the floor and ruined my carpet, see?"
Assistant Knods
"And this is what was ont he inside! I wont put up with this!"
Assistant: "So let me get this straight...you obviously havent changed your filter...
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Resident: "My a/c has leaked all over the floor and ruined my carpet, see?"
Assistant Knods
"And this is what was ont he inside! I wont put up with this!"
Assistant: "So let me get this straight...you obviously havent changed your filter...
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hold on to your hats kids...
this is the mother of all stupid resident moments...
its soooo ignorant that its not even close to funny...
guy in 1st floor apartment in cleaning his gun...
he's obviously completely retarded because his AUTOMATIC pistol goes off and goes right through his kitchen wall to the other apartment...
goes through their kitchen wall, through the living room, shatters...
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this is the mother of all stupid resident moments...
its soooo ignorant that its not even close to funny...
guy in 1st floor apartment in cleaning his gun...
he's obviously completely retarded because his AUTOMATIC pistol goes off and goes right through his kitchen wall to the other apartment...
goes through their kitchen wall, through the living room, shatters...
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tony_burrito:
I see you like winter, but live in Louisiana. Must be kind of disaapointing.
What your daughter said was hilarious. One time my son was taking a bath, (he was around two), and was playing around with himself, and he said "daddy, theres a ball in there, can you believe that?" I said "yes son, theres two" and he said "no theres not" then a little later he found it and he was like "there is two in there!!!"
What your daughter said was hilarious. One time my son was taking a bath, (he was around two), and was playing around with himself, and he said "daddy, theres a ball in there, can you believe that?" I said "yes son, theres two" and he said "no theres not" then a little later he found it and he was like "there is two in there!!!"
causus:
That's one hell of a gun. I wonder where I can get one? You must have a story for eveyday with all these dumbasses, huh? I would think it would be kinda interesting seeing all that shit.
welcome to the newest installment of "Stupid New Orleans Residents."
This guy keeps calling the office and saying that his a/c isnt working. Every month, like clock work, he calls and says its frozen over and not working, and everytime we have to change his filter because it is plugged solid. Then he writes a letter basically stating that he hates his apartment because its...
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This guy keeps calling the office and saying that his a/c isnt working. Every month, like clock work, he calls and says its frozen over and not working, and everytime we have to change his filter because it is plugged solid. Then he writes a letter basically stating that he hates his apartment because its...
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shade534:
ppl are getting dumber by the min . i work in the casino and like 97% of my guest are dumbass, asking the dumb questions . drunk ppl are my favorite though . i love messing around with them hahah goodtimes
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[Edited on Aug 18, 2004 1:29PM]
causus:
What a dumbass mo foe. 
Last night i had to fight the urge to kill and bury it deep down Orman would touch me i could feel myself getting entirely enraged by it. Its not his fault of course. I'm just nutts. My period just started this morning (mmm i'm such a sex pot eh?) and I usually rage for a day before it. But i made it through and...
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shade534:
aim for the upper body this way u have a better chance to hit the head with the recoil .jk well take care .
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[Edited on Aug 18, 2004 12:50AM]
genevieve:
sounds like a plan to me...
Tonight Orman and I went to see Alien versus Predator....
I was soo bad.
1. Why do all hollywood suspense/science fiction movies happen at night?
2. Why did the guys from Armageddon come to do the dig in this movie?
3. Why didnt the lead role (that chick) marry the predator? I know you felt the sexual tension too!
4. Why did the movie only...
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I was soo bad.
1. Why do all hollywood suspense/science fiction movies happen at night?
2. Why did the guys from Armageddon come to do the dig in this movie?
3. Why didnt the lead role (that chick) marry the predator? I know you felt the sexual tension too!
4. Why did the movie only...
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therealtexasguy:
are you a fisherman? oops, sorry, not PC....
sooo....are you a fisherwoman?
sooo....are you a fisherwoman?
therealtexasguy:
your not a bad person, come off it girl!
I'm sure you've tried fishing before, but you should try it with someone who is a really good fisherman. Fishing is a lot of fun, especially if you're with someone you enjoy talking too (lots of talking in fishing - aside from the smelly bait and ugly fish, fishing would be a good way to get to know a girl you're dating). Besides, New Orleans has some KILLER fishing - ya'll got freshwater AND salt water. If I was you, I'd get someone to take you fishing for Gaftop (they might call them gaffers). Those are some gnarly catfish in the ocean - but they're just about the best tasting catfish anywhere. When you hook one you'll think you have a fucking shark, I shit you not. I hooked one and thought I'd caught a Russian submarine or something, it was insane.
I'm sure you've tried fishing before, but you should try it with someone who is a really good fisherman. Fishing is a lot of fun, especially if you're with someone you enjoy talking too (lots of talking in fishing - aside from the smelly bait and ugly fish, fishing would be a good way to get to know a girl you're dating). Besides, New Orleans has some KILLER fishing - ya'll got freshwater AND salt water. If I was you, I'd get someone to take you fishing for Gaftop (they might call them gaffers). Those are some gnarly catfish in the ocean - but they're just about the best tasting catfish anywhere. When you hook one you'll think you have a fucking shark, I shit you not. I hooked one and thought I'd caught a Russian submarine or something, it was insane.
I am a total moron.
So tonight Orman and I have a little "date night." We go out and have sushi, saki and come back to our apartment for a loratab(sp?) and some new castle. We're all making out and gettin nice and affectionate with each other when i decide i need to get up(i'm on top) and go do something...i dont even remember what...drunk...
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So tonight Orman and I have a little "date night." We go out and have sushi, saki and come back to our apartment for a loratab(sp?) and some new castle. We're all making out and gettin nice and affectionate with each other when i decide i need to get up(i'm on top) and go do something...i dont even remember what...drunk...
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causus:
Too much saki and loratabs?
What is loratab?
What is loratab?
tonight tonight
feel bananas in the butter
blue berry blue berry
shutter hover mother
density felt bellowing
love her lover manner
long
feel bananas in the butter
blue berry blue berry
shutter hover mother
density felt bellowing
love her lover manner
long
causus:
I'm back but I have to go right back out. Hehe, a day in the life of Brian. So what's going on?
I am at work...some one shoot me!
I shouldnt say things like that...my daughters father might actually show up!
But anyhoo...
I have a cold and have lost my voice, i sound extremely pathetic!
I almost cut my hair last night and gave myself short bangs...orman wrestled tha scissors away and called the doctor...the meds are now working and i will not be butchering myself......
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I shouldnt say things like that...my daughters father might actually show up!
But anyhoo...
I have a cold and have lost my voice, i sound extremely pathetic!
I almost cut my hair last night and gave myself short bangs...orman wrestled tha scissors away and called the doctor...the meds are now working and i will not be butchering myself......
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crackrockcolin:
hey hows it going
Alright, if you dont believe me that there are just some people in this world that are absolutely crackers and that they ALL live at the apartment community i work at....
This resident calls into the office and says that her bath tub is leaking all over the bathroom floor. She is irrate and telling me that for as long as she has lived here...
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This resident calls into the office and says that her bath tub is leaking all over the bathroom floor. She is irrate and telling me that for as long as she has lived here...
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causus:
What a dumbass bitch! I don't blame him for wanting to strangle her! 
hellkittenallie:
That's so sad. She must be "special."
I think the only plus to my job is the fact that whenever someone moves out and/or skips out, I get first dibs on any shit they leave behind! Its great! I've furnished my whole apartment! Got some really great stuff from this guy i saw die...its not as bad as it sounds. He was very elderly and very stubborn. When he decide he was...
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causus:
damn that's hardcore.
neato cheeto about the first dibbs. you lucky duck.
neato cheeto about the first dibbs. you lucky duck.
causus:
frijoles frio to me!!! i am the cool beaner.
I sold my car today, $500...I was asking $900! Isnt that just a barrel of laughs! Well, that makes me no profit but atleast has me straightened out as far as money I owe. I just hope we can make it through this next month! The cost of living these days is astronomical!
I tried to be a sales person about the thing but i...
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causus:
Oh I see. That's cool. You like Pontiacs? I have a Chevy truck.
causus:
Wuz up?
to day i had to leave work early.
this is a little embarrassing, i had to leave becuase when i pee it burns...
eww!!!
this is a little embarrassing, i had to leave becuase when i pee it burns...
eww!!!
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causus:
Wanna join my group? It's the FGC Animal Brigade.
causus:
My group. Look at the comment above. 
and you'll shoot me if I do or don't loan you $50
[Edited on Aug 20, 2004 7:58PM]
It was Myndlss1.