Fuck it
sex, drugs, and rock and roll - the feel good hit of the summer
everybody knows you dance like you fuck
pretty colors........and.......repeat
Chocolate milk is one of the best things for my hangovers. As well as lots of sex. They both make me happy. But you cant keep women in the fridge.
What kind of life path am I on when the very best I can hope for is just to die right now and the worst thing could be to keep on living. Its time for serious change because Im feeling consumed by negativity and hate and disgust. Ive been here before.
Im going to the fucking river
sex, drugs, and rock and roll - the feel good hit of the summer
everybody knows you dance like you fuck
pretty colors........and.......repeat
Chocolate milk is one of the best things for my hangovers. As well as lots of sex. They both make me happy. But you cant keep women in the fridge.
What kind of life path am I on when the very best I can hope for is just to die right now and the worst thing could be to keep on living. Its time for serious change because Im feeling consumed by negativity and hate and disgust. Ive been here before.
Im going to the fucking river
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You can put women in the fridge...but in carving them up they lose all their sex appeal. And take up precious room needed for things like chocolate milk. Not to mention pesky police inquiries. Best to keep them warm and alive.
Chocolate milk + my hangover ==> vomit. Of course it probably has more to do with a mild but very real case of lactose inolerance.
For me the only hangover cure was time in a very cold shower followed by french fries and sprite. Many many fries, the greasier and saltier the better, but no eggs, no greasy spoon breakfast, not even chips. It had to be fries.
Damn, it's been a long time...I got better at knowing my limits.
See you around...
And anal sex... you couldn't possibly need for more. *dies*