ATTEMPTED MURDER!
Okay, so I was online, watching Dane Cook's Vicious Circle (fuck yeah) and I look over and see my brother.
Now, theres a stack of cds right next to me, and I get the brilliant idea to decapitate him, pretty swell right? So, I grab a cd, I think it was, Soul Reaver 2 for PC or something, anyway, I hurled it at him, aiming to cut off his head, or at least blind him. You'd never guess what happened.
IT WENT THROUGH HIS ARMS!
He was standing there in the superman, hands-on-hips position, with a little space between his elbows and his chest. The damn flying saucer of D&D (death and dismemberment) sails right through his arms, into the window.
Maybe even out of the window?
Damn, i suck.
Okay, so I was online, watching Dane Cook's Vicious Circle (fuck yeah) and I look over and see my brother.
Now, theres a stack of cds right next to me, and I get the brilliant idea to decapitate him, pretty swell right? So, I grab a cd, I think it was, Soul Reaver 2 for PC or something, anyway, I hurled it at him, aiming to cut off his head, or at least blind him. You'd never guess what happened.
IT WENT THROUGH HIS ARMS!
He was standing there in the superman, hands-on-hips position, with a little space between his elbows and his chest. The damn flying saucer of D&D (death and dismemberment) sails right through his arms, into the window.
Maybe even out of the window?
Damn, i suck.
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you're weirdly identical to my friend Ben..the strange things you do and stuff you find funny - it made me miss him tons..i'll have to go see him now.
MTV cribs are missing out with you! they need you!!! hhahaa
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lol
^_^
i love it...
but it makes me think of the game,
which makes me think about drugs,
which makes me think about pizza...
and mmmmm...
i want some pizza!