So I woke up today feeling the sickest Ive felt in probably a year. Fucking great. I wish there was a way for me just to puke out the sickness in one glorious chunk and be done with it, but instead i'll just feel like a big ball of roasted pig cunt mixed with rancid cottage cheese. Everyone that is healthy can fuck off and die. I told my sister that I hope she gets this, because I think its kind of unfair that I dont have someone to sympathize. And I know we've all had the fucking flu, but I need someone who has it right now, that would make me feel better. 
violently:
my ovaries feel like they are being stuck with burning knives, does that help?
hotcurry:
I have the same problem as violently above. I also have the flu. Not stomach flu, but I'm feverish, my whole body aches and I feel my head will explode. My sinuses are throbbing and I've been popping sudafed and advil all day like candy. 