well...i think my liver is back to normal. i spent christmas eve like everyone, trying to build a 9-tier beer can pyramid. so nearly 100 beers later me and two of my best friends had finished what might be the single greatest thing i can ever say i took part in. we ended up drinking from 9pm christmas eve until 10 am christmas day. and somehow i have the nickname "rabbi ninja". the hole on the back of my hand from the cigarettes i put out on it in a drunken stupor are almost healed. merry christmas fuckers and now i gotta worry about how im gonna top christmas with new years.
liztraylor:
This is your generic holiday message
