Admittedly I'm stressed so why are my dreams so weird?
No. 1: I was doing a chick. She was blonde and had pretty pink nipples. She was on top. I'm not sure how I was doing her, but OK.
No. 2: I was dude, I'd flown out to Texas to visit my girlfriend who was living with her mother. When I first get there, her mom and I discuss the housing market. She tells me how much the house across the street is worth, what size it its, etc. I'm doing well on this trip. But then her brother got jealous and drove his truck into the kitchen where we were sitting. It looked like she was stuck under the rubble so I call 911. I get routed to Sacramento's 911 which kept telling me they couldn't help me. Now I'm really upset because I think my girlfriend is dying and 911 won't help so I start crying (not very manly I know). I believe eventually I realize the rubble just missed hitting her.
Maybe I need to be a lesbian?
No. 1: I was doing a chick. She was blonde and had pretty pink nipples. She was on top. I'm not sure how I was doing her, but OK.
No. 2: I was dude, I'd flown out to Texas to visit my girlfriend who was living with her mother. When I first get there, her mom and I discuss the housing market. She tells me how much the house across the street is worth, what size it its, etc. I'm doing well on this trip. But then her brother got jealous and drove his truck into the kitchen where we were sitting. It looked like she was stuck under the rubble so I call 911. I get routed to Sacramento's 911 which kept telling me they couldn't help me. Now I'm really upset because I think my girlfriend is dying and 911 won't help so I start crying (not very manly I know). I believe eventually I realize the rubble just missed hitting her.
Maybe I need to be a lesbian?
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baudot:
I'm afraid you remain too far away for me or as a temp place for the future roomie. Offer appreciated, but tacking an hour onto either side of my work day for driving would drive me crazy.
baudot:
I think I'll be sexually frustrated enough living with the future roomie already.