New Rules For Gambitgirlie
1. No More Drinking Half My Bodyweight In Alcohol In 4 Hours.
2. No More Smoking A Pack Of Cloves And A Pack Of Reds In That Same 4 Hours.
Welcome to my very first fucking ridiculous hangover! I do not ever drink, but my "friend-with-benefits" had a birthday. The kind where they pass out funnels at the door on the way in. Drank too much, too fast and was sloshing around like sot for the rest of the night. I also do not smoke very often, but the drinking and the smoking seem to go together, no? So I woke up with a fuck-off bad headache in a bed with three other people whose names vaguely remember, including one girl I went to high school with. And a very nice guy I remember talking to earlier, but this morning he was wearing the shirt I was wearing earlier in the evening. Now don't worry, faithful readers, I don't believe my reputation was besmirched... I just don't think I'll be drinking again. Ever.
1. No More Drinking Half My Bodyweight In Alcohol In 4 Hours.
2. No More Smoking A Pack Of Cloves And A Pack Of Reds In That Same 4 Hours.
Welcome to my very first fucking ridiculous hangover! I do not ever drink, but my "friend-with-benefits" had a birthday. The kind where they pass out funnels at the door on the way in. Drank too much, too fast and was sloshing around like sot for the rest of the night. I also do not smoke very often, but the drinking and the smoking seem to go together, no? So I woke up with a fuck-off bad headache in a bed with three other people whose names vaguely remember, including one girl I went to high school with. And a very nice guy I remember talking to earlier, but this morning he was wearing the shirt I was wearing earlier in the evening. Now don't worry, faithful readers, I don't believe my reputation was besmirched... I just don't think I'll be drinking again. Ever.
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mexicant:
HA!!! Page two now! I can keep posting in here to make it 3 pages...
creamsaver:
yes, that's better... thank you for the smiles!!
