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MAXIM QUESTION : "What's the craziest shit a woman's ever pulled to get into your pants?"

GARY BUSEY'S ANSWER : "The honest answer is that nothing seems wild anymore, considering where i've been and what i've done. Actually, it's all fun; It's playing. It's the feminine mystery. Nothing makes women special, they come already special. I've said before, men are failed women at birth."
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suicidesmitty:
looking beyond the rag that printed it and the man that's quoted... that's rather poignant.

neodrunk:
Dude, could hardly hear shit from your phone last night. I checked out of the aq around 11 bells. Good shit though.

tonguemiao!!
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Whaddya call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

wink
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elisabeth:
Yes, caring is good.

Nice joke, btw.

So how long have you lived in the Twin Cities? I recently moved back to LA after taking a year and a half sabbatical in Anoka/S.Minneapolis/St.Paul.
thecowboy:
...im there...but im in the mood for mojitos...and some sarah...ill call ya tomorrow...
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Children are at the door. Shall i let them in? If i let them in, i can do no more work i love. If i bid them go, i then can work no more for thinking that i should have let them in and worked no more.

Duty is at the door. Shall i let him in? If i let him in, my life must...
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bettietwoguns:
thanks. really.
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When you are away, my soul hungers wildly.
When you are close, I long for you just as much
In despair I see, how empty and futile is the minute which goes by.
Your essence of proud and regal perfumes fine
I secretly wanted to drink, a sacred wine
But I stand heavy as death as in dreams, with a thirst like Tantalos in clear...
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invisigirl:
just water. yep.

and, if by "stubborn", you mean "charmingly opinionated" , well then, i couldn't agree with you more! haha
invisigirl:
clever, with the numbers and all, but as i've said before, i'm not interested. have a good night.
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When you are away, my soul hungers wildly.
When you are close, I long for you just as much
In despair I see, how empty and futile is the minute which goes by.
Your essence of proud and regal perfumes fine
I secretly wanted to drink, a sacred wine
But I stand heavy as death as in dreams, with a thirst like Tantalos in clear...
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fuji:
is this about smitty? nice.
rose:
That was beutifull
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Greetings peoples.

Tis morning here and i've already showered/shaved and, well...you know. No first morning ciggie yet tho, i've been cuttin back believe it or not. Hmmm@that.

Anyway, got a big ol meeting this morning, could be huge potential ongoing revenue possibly. So basically it'll turn out to be shit, but keep yer legs crossed for me just in case. I know i can count...
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amitabha:
I have a friend who chews every bite 32 times... its weird.


Good luck on your job interview thing..
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I was offered a job this morning. To tell ya the truth, i didn't really know what to say. I mean, it's been so long, i just paused, cleared my throat (which is always lovely to do over the phone) and after a moment's silence, i said, "I'd like to thank the academy..and...um..." Thankfully, she laughed and then dropped the bomb. "Um...there's something we need...
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nicolelee:
i found SUMMIT hefe weizen.

n*
invisigirl:
your words making me uncomfortable?? not at all.....i was just commenting back. don't make excuses for what you post. okay? smile
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I was offered a job this morning. To tell ya the truth, i didn't really know what to say. I mean, it's been so long, i just paused, cleared my throat (which is always lovely to do over the phone) and after a moment's silence, i said, "I'd like to that the academy..and...um..." Thankfully, she laughed and then dropped the bomb. "Um...there's something we need...
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So i've made up my mind. When I get a job, i'm at least going to go test drive a Mini Cooper. The Jeep just doesn't cut it in the gas mileage department and it's fackin cold in da winter, regardless of whether or not the hardtop is on. I love it. I'd love to keep it and have something else fer the winter. And...
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oldschool:
My hook up has let me down. I can't get you those tickets. He said he would put me on the guest list, no plus one or no tickets. Sorry dude, I will see what I can do next time. First Avenue is hurting for business.
thecowboy:
...chat...
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The new pic is a symbol i drew up long ago and inked on my arm mahdamself. It means a lot to me.

Block party Saturday night wuz kewl. Never seen Wookiefoot before so it wuz a treat. Me, amazed and a friend (Bob) hit the dragon after fer a wanderer's and then a party. Ran into oldschool, watched some drunk guy rap for half...
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thecowboy:
...hey whats the name of that photoshop program thingamajob you were tellin me about?...

...sorry i pulled the plug some weird shit went down...im gonna get those pics up soon...the one wit you balancing the salt shaker is the best...

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neodrunk:
Most excellent! Employment, employment, employment!!! More waiting game... poo. But, hey, what can you do.

CC was a damned goodin' last night. I was all by my lonesome, but it was excellent! I really enjoyed my time alone, truth be told. I was there for a couple of hours eating, drinking and table Ms. of course. Haven't just gone somewhere and chilled by myself for a long time. I think I need to do that more often.

tonguemiao!!