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Outside of a dog, man's best friend is a book.

Inside a dog, it's very dark.

miao!!
neodrunk:
Even if you can't read, because I can't read.

Dude, unfortunately, I probably won't be back for the game... BUNK! I'm gonna be stuck in fuckin Wisconsin! Do you understand what this means? It means I'll be forced to watch/listen to the fuckin' Packers! *sobbin'... straight sobbin'"

tonguemiao!!
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paying for sex
is like working for money
the give and the take
balance out in the end

dishonest transactions
in "normal" relationships
acting the lover
not even a friend

you offered so little
that i nearly drowned
in the bullshit i spouted
to cover the sound

of the silence you brought me
and emptiness too
when will i stop paying
for sleeping with you...
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neodrunk:
Wait a minute here, you're trying to tell me that you can actually pay for sex? *checks pockets for loose change*

tonguemiao!!
nicolelee:
all you ever write about ar emy guilty pleasures... stop it before i start rethinking my life.

n*
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As misunderstood as the voices in my head, Smitty continues to grace us with his presence in both our journals and now on the misogynistic SGTC board again. I think i speak for all of us when i say, we're lucky to have him around. This is for him.

i really don't
i mean to say
i don't know how
i got this way

i...
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suicidesmitty:
aw shucks, waylon... and I was startin' to think you didn't love me no more.

As for love.... well, I can honestly say I don't know shit about the subject. If you want to hear about lust however, take a seat and grab a fucking snickers.


thecowboy:
...thats nice...bitch...
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she stands alone in the desert
in a bush of thorns
and the thorns have no mercy on my naked limbs
and i can't move forward
and i can't move back
and my blood stains the desert sands red

she dances lonely in the desert
in her bush of thorns
and the bones of her friends are lying scattered in the sand
they couldn't move...
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er:
i know this is going to be hard for you to hear, and your jaw might drop, and you might wonder how anyone can live this way.

here it is.

i don't drink.

are you ok? did you pass out? it's not for good reasons like medical or addictive, i just think alcohol is yucky and have a much better time with pot. i love being drunk, but i hate getting there, and i hate the next morning. pot gives me it all.

you know?
nataskaput:
pul- les we can all see that Nicci has no dissernable bush, but it is clean shaven like a desert ............ hmmmm
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I have a lot of growing up to do.

I realized this just the other day.

In my fort..

tongue
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neodrunk:
36 going on 12?

tonguemiao!!
amitabha:
hahahaha... I heart you man.
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Dooods....

Johnny Cash has passed frown

I'll definitely need to drink heavily after werk tonite, who's with me?
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veruka:
i am always up for drinks.....or talkin about j c......
nataskaput:
*to drunk to resond*
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I'm in the sky tonight
There I can keep by your side
Watching the wide world riot and hiding out
I'll be coming home next year
Into the sun we climb
Climbing our wings will burn white
Everyone strapped in tight
We'll ride it out
I'll be coming home next year

FF

Ed roolz
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suicidesmitty:
need for change is an understatement.

RIOT!
nataskaput:
I think somebody needs to set down that bong, OK one more hit *blubblebubble*
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From my window in darkness I stare
And breathe in deeply the crisp cold air
I watch as the people pass by below
And cringe as my hunger continues to grow
My pulse starts to quicken
My eyes see of red
I envision the slaughter that will leave them all dead




I really need ta git laid soon.....this is bullshit..
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ryan:
i don't think that i would die there.. i would die here, where i currently live.. wet sponges, eh? warm soapy water??
nicolelee:
i'm sorry i missed your call the other night, dammit!
i was already drunk when i got dragged to a night club.
friends are way more important than an open bar. and yes-- i do mean that.

soon, hopefully.

n*
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Friday night i got fubar'd and rolled home around 5am, got 3 hours of sleep before basketball, came home and crashed and had a dream that Tina Fey from SNL was singing to me while painting her toenails.

I can't remember the song but she had a nice voice.
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neodrunk:
Yes, drink more. One always fits into our group the more you drink. Betty Ford could make a nice coin off my friends and I.

tonguemiao!!
thecowboy:
...well the river was good as usual...goin up to da north shore dis weekend...mojitos tues?...kiss my ass...later...
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Funny bumper sticker siting on the way home tonight.

"IF YOU THINK YOUR WIFE IS A BITCH......WAIT UNTIL YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER"

shocked
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slinkster:
hahaha!! that's horrible. teenage girls do suck though. i definitly wouldn't want as a daughter. biggrin

i love my little tummy. it will all away soon though.. once i head back to school and i have no mommy food. i'm kind of backwards. most people go to school and gain weight.. i go to school and lose weight. hehe.
fuji:
youre just bitter cause all the cute girls my age dont want your bush anywhere on their "priority list." tongue