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MAXIM QUESTION : "What's the craziest shit a woman's ever pulled to get into your pants?"

GARY BUSEY'S ANSWER : "The honest answer is that nothing seems wild anymore, considering where i've been and what i've done. Actually, it's all fun; It's playing. It's the feminine mystery. Nothing makes women special, they come already special. I've said before, men are failed women at birth."
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suicidesmitty:
looking beyond the rag that printed it and the man that's quoted... that's rather poignant.

neodrunk:
Dude, could hardly hear shit from your phone last night. I checked out of the aq around 11 bells. Good shit though.

tonguemiao!!
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Whaddya call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

wink
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elisabeth:
Yes, caring is good.

Nice joke, btw.

So how long have you lived in the Twin Cities? I recently moved back to LA after taking a year and a half sabbatical in Anoka/S.Minneapolis/St.Paul.
thecowboy:
...im there...but im in the mood for mojitos...and some sarah...ill call ya tomorrow...
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Children are at the door. Shall i let them in? If i let them in, i can do no more work i love. If i bid them go, i then can work no more for thinking that i should have let them in and worked no more.

Duty is at the door. Shall i let him in? If i let him in, my life must...
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bettietwoguns:
thanks. really.
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When you are away, my soul hungers wildly.
When you are close, I long for you just as much
In despair I see, how empty and futile is the minute which goes by.
Your essence of proud and regal perfumes fine
I secretly wanted to drink, a sacred wine
But I stand heavy as death as in dreams, with a thirst like Tantalos in clear...
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invisigirl:
just water. yep.

and, if by "stubborn", you mean "charmingly opinionated" , well then, i couldn't agree with you more! haha
invisigirl:
clever, with the numbers and all, but as i've said before, i'm not interested. have a good night.
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When you are away, my soul hungers wildly.
When you are close, I long for you just as much
In despair I see, how empty and futile is the minute which goes by.
Your essence of proud and regal perfumes fine
I secretly wanted to drink, a sacred wine
But I stand heavy as death as in dreams, with a thirst like Tantalos in clear...
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fuji:
is this about smitty? nice.
rose:
That was beutifull
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Greetings peoples.

Tis morning here and i've already showered/shaved and, well...you know. No first morning ciggie yet tho, i've been cuttin back believe it or not. Hmmm@that.

Anyway, got a big ol meeting this morning, could be huge potential ongoing revenue possibly. So basically it'll turn out to be shit, but keep yer legs crossed for me just in case. I know i can count...
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amitabha:
I have a friend who chews every bite 32 times... its weird.


Good luck on your job interview thing..
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I was offered a job this morning. To tell ya the truth, i didn't really know what to say. I mean, it's been so long, i just paused, cleared my throat (which is always lovely to do over the phone) and after a moment's silence, i said, "I'd like to thank the academy..and...um..." Thankfully, she laughed and then dropped the bomb. "Um...there's something we need...
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nicolelee:
i found SUMMIT hefe weizen.

n*
invisigirl:
your words making me uncomfortable?? not at all.....i was just commenting back. don't make excuses for what you post. okay? smile
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I was offered a job this morning. To tell ya the truth, i didn't really know what to say. I mean, it's been so long, i just paused, cleared my throat (which is always lovely to do over the phone) and after a moment's silence, i said, "I'd like to that the academy..and...um..." Thankfully, she laughed and then dropped the bomb. "Um...there's something we need...
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So i've made up my mind. When I get a job, i'm at least going to go test drive a Mini Cooper. The Jeep just doesn't cut it in the gas mileage department and it's fackin cold in da winter, regardless of whether or not the hardtop is on. I love it. I'd love to keep it and have something else fer the winter. And...
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oldschool:
My hook up has let me down. I can't get you those tickets. He said he would put me on the guest list, no plus one or no tickets. Sorry dude, I will see what I can do next time. First Avenue is hurting for business.
thecowboy:
...chat...
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The new pic is a symbol i drew up long ago and inked on my arm mahdamself. It means a lot to me.

Block party Saturday night wuz kewl. Never seen Wookiefoot before so it wuz a treat. Me, amazed and a friend (Bob) hit the dragon after fer a wanderer's and then a party. Ran into oldschool, watched some drunk guy rap for half...
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thecowboy:
...hey whats the name of that photoshop program thingamajob you were tellin me about?...

...sorry i pulled the plug some weird shit went down...im gonna get those pics up soon...the one wit you balancing the salt shaker is the best...

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neodrunk:
Most excellent! Employment, employment, employment!!! More waiting game... poo. But, hey, what can you do.

CC was a damned goodin' last night. I was all by my lonesome, but it was excellent! I really enjoyed my time alone, truth be told. I was there for a couple of hours eating, drinking and table Ms. of course. Haven't just gone somewhere and chilled by myself for a long time. I think I need to do that more often.

tonguemiao!!
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Standing on the edge,
Feeling like your going to fall,
Deep into the black,
Into the arms of the demon within you.
Those feelings burning deep into your soul,
Taking you over, no control,
So struggle and fight, push the demons away,
Hide yourself in the dark,
Hide emotions away,
Cloak yourself in the pain.
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thecowboy:
...dammit...no luck last nite!...
blasfemme:
those were johns? oops, i thought they were confessionals...no wonder that dude told me i was a sick bitch...damn, and i thought god was reaching out to the heathens by providing that service...must be the blonde in me.
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Well, the fuckers never called me back.
I guess no news is good news for now eh?

Think i'll go run around harriet and let some frustration out since there's no one to do violent foaming doggy around here with.

Have a most excellent weekend, peoples.
blasfemme:
check the SGTC group, there is a pixxa luce thread there. 15 kegs
and ME. what other reason do you need??? HA HA

warriors....come out and playyyyyyyyy....
invisigirl:
i have no idea what you're talking about in your post to my journal........