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Friday night i got fubar'd and rolled home around 5am, got 3 hours of sleep before basketball, came home and crashed and had a dream that Tina Fey from SNL was singing to me while painting her toenails.

I can't remember the song but she had a nice voice.
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neodrunk:
Yes, drink more. One always fits into our group the more you drink. Betty Ford could make a nice coin off my friends and I.

tonguemiao!!
thecowboy:
...well the river was good as usual...goin up to da north shore dis weekend...mojitos tues?...kiss my ass...later...
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Funny bumper sticker siting on the way home tonight.

"IF YOU THINK YOUR WIFE IS A BITCH......WAIT UNTIL YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER"

shocked
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slinkster:
hahaha!! that's horrible. teenage girls do suck though. i definitly wouldn't want as a daughter. biggrin

i love my little tummy. it will all away soon though.. once i head back to school and i have no mommy food. i'm kind of backwards. most people go to school and gain weight.. i go to school and lose weight. hehe.
fuji:
youre just bitter cause all the cute girls my age dont want your bush anywhere on their "priority list." tongue
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bok Calm like a bomb bok
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suicidesmitty:
head like a hole.
fuji:
eat me, gaylen
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Last day of my first week on the job.

After i'm gonna wanna partake in refreshments and social behavior.

Everyone, please take the time to tell me my options for the weekend.

And Smitty, i'm looking for fun activities, which doesn't include fucking myself, you, or any other male here or anywhere else for that matter.

Thank you for your cooperation smile
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neodrunk:
And to think, we all "wanted?" this hunyuck back into our sgtc family? You sick misogynistic fuck! And how Smitty is misogynistic I don't know, but someone said he was so...

tonguemiao!!

G&S- please DO NOT take pictures of you two playing analingus while frolicing in the rose gardens.
kayla_:
ugh sweetie frown thats beyond shitty.
if you ever wanna vent to someone please do so to me.
im a good listener
best of luck with everything {{{{hug}}}}
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3rd day on the job and all is well.

smile
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nataskaput:
do i need to put a cock in your mouth to shut you up Smitty
nicolelee:
im rpoud of you and what you're doing. the world needs more people like you.

and... 21 days...

thanks to you-- i put up a nakey pic of myself! wtf! no comment yet!?!?!?

n*
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What do anal sex and spinach have in common?

If you were forced to have it as a kid yer gonna hate it as an adult.



~New pic alert~
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thecowboy:
...nice new pic dickhead...sushi at fuji-ya...
nicolelee:
why are we all getting naked?

man, maybe i need to throw one up.

n*

edit: ok ok... i joined in the fun. check out the last pic. i finally took off my clothes. eek!

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The new job is way kewl

Love it so far

Pay is shit

But i go home happy

Troooo biggrin
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nataskaput:
that always the way the cool jobs go, horse shit pay

confushus say: if you find a job you love, you never work a day in your life
amitabha:
happy = 10x better than pay..

when i lived in TN, i was 21 making 55k a year with fucking INCREDIBLE benefits and a dope ass job that people always wish they had.. but I was unhappy.. I left all that and moved across the country to Portland where I make less money but am 10000000000x happier.. It's all that matters..

I'm glad it makes you happy.. and I hope eventually it will make you money as well..
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We were all nekkid and lounging around and then we fucked for awhile and then we fucked some more untill we all came and we were still naked but kinda tired so we lounged around until we fell asleep then some of us woke up and fucked for awhile and then fucked the others while they were still sleeping but after awhile they woke up...
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nicolelee:
fuck you you fuckin fucko.

i got present for youuuuuuuuuuuu....!

n*
neodrunk:
Angels... my two female roomies and anothe friend of ours. Don't quite remember how it started, but we were joking around one night and they all started calling me Bosley. Manny's.... mmmmm. Pants down, that is my favorite restaurant I've ever been to.

tonguemiao!!
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10 things you don't really wanna know about me.

1) I don't shave a whole lot. Twice a week is about average, i guess i'm lazy that way, or it just pisses me off or something.

2) After a shower i just hang the towel up on the shower dorr to dry and use it again next time. Hey i'm already fucking clean when i...
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stacie:
It's takes a little more than that to creep me out wink
I do have different looks from one photo to the next...
you should see the pics of me in different wigs biggrin
thecowboy:
...dooood...whats up?...fun at atti's?...that new skatellites cd is fuckin bitchin...suck my dick...
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Got up around 6am this morning ta submit a bid on an IT job, picked up my folks dog to watch fer the weekend, helped a neighbor move some shit in his house, made dinner, found out basketball is a go tomorrow, and now 'whose line is it anyway?' is on.\

I think i'll have some peanut butter before bed. oink
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suicidesmitty:
i think you could die eating peanut butter in bed.

thanks for the support on my reelection campaign. Where are my hottie interns? I want blowjobs and big corporate donors!

GIMME!

thanks again.

lulumae:
I would die eating peanut butter anywhere. One tiny speck is enough to kill this little LuluMae.

I LOVE your picture. I'm serious. I wish they'd change my profile picture to one of me in a hockey helmet, picking my nose. Much cooler than a bathtub. I had a black hockey helmet like that when I was a kid, and I wore it everywhere. Yeeeeah.

So you like my feet. Hmm. I don't know where to go with that... thanks, mister!

XOX-L
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I....... saw your face

elegant and tired

cut up from the chase

still i so admired

bloodshot your smile

delicate and wild

give me shewolf style

rip right thru me...

Silveretta the jets of a lifetime
Go and get her ive got her on my mind
Nothing better the feeling is so fine
Simply put i saw your love stream flow.


RHCP
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neodrunk:
What does my poo have to do with getting laid? Some chic's like poo.?. (nala)

Have a damned goodin' this weekend!

tonguemiao!!

-- plenty o' golf, not to worry. Unfortunately no fishing though. I keepz all my gear at my parents home.
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nataskaput:
it's not like we are talking about clipped wangs *looks at Body Mods*
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Hey guys, Dr. Galen here with a few tips and suggestions i ran across while researching for the book i've been writing since birth. I'm gonna call it, "Women Why How and WTF?" When yer in the mood for a hummer and not quite sure how to bring it up, try the subliminal approach.

If she says - "I'm thinking about changing careers."
You say...
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invisigirl:
thanks!
er:

your subliminal shit is HILARIOUS. you might just rival unnecessaryz in the wit department. i demand a standoff!

edited because i'm an idiot and had confused Galen with gram

argh good morning to all involved

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